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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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This was going to be an amazing treat for the big lug of a stallion. Not that he particularly deserved it – he wasn't the most faithful or the most devoted of special someponies, and to be perfectly honest, she was more or less just toying with him while she waited for Mister Right to come along and sweep her off her feet. A lady does have needs, after all.

Aww, well that's kind of a downer.

Warning: This story is transparently nothing but gratuitous clop.

Oohhh that's so awful I can't dislike it.

He fell silent for a long moment, but then spoke up, “So... do your friends also get crystalled?”

Rarity looked over at him, squinted for a moment, then playfully poked him in the ribs. “You cad! You absolute cad!”

“What?”

D'aww, that's cute!

Damn that's everything I was hoping it would be. You focused on all the right details, unf. :pinkiecrazy:

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Oohhh that's so awful I can't dislike it.

Yeah... That pun was so awful I couldn't not put it in ... twice.

I always love thunderrare clop

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Of all the eligible bachelor background ponies, he's the best!

This story is really beautiful. Good fiction. :raritywink:

It's so fun when reading this...and it the same time. It make me sad...Because this fiction kinda have sexual concept similar to the one that I tried to hired you to write it for me. But you aren't free for me that time. :pinkiesad2:

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It's so fun when reading this...and it the same time. It make me sad...Because this fiction kinda have sexual concept similar to the one that I tried to hired you to write it for me.

Then enjoy it for free, I guess? ^.^
(It turns out my Patreon supporters are a fan of this idea as well.)

But you aren't free for me that time.

Well, my waiting list is down to just the one I'm currently working on, so if you still wanted something done...

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Well. I plan to make a continue story for Between Lust And Love in future. But it will not going to happened soon. Might be around 6-7 month from now ...Hope you are free that time. 'Cause I will not let any writer but you turn it into fiction. Since you write the first one. :twilightsmile:

But, hey! My picture series is close to finish now and I'm still not design yet for who going to turn it into fiction for me. It will be interesting if it be you. Can I have a reservations for this, please? All necessary information will be ready around 2 weeks from now...:pinkiecrazy:

I am wondering something, when did thunderrare become a thing? I have been seeing this lately, not sure if it is canon or just people putting the two together.

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Well, there was this: cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/1mmi-1432487065-106880-medium
But the main reasons I chose him for this one are:
1: Who else?
2: Being dark-colored, he would be very visible behind Rarity in the cover image.
3: As a bit of a tribute to my very first clopfic, which set sail on the good ship ThunderRare.

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Thanks! ^.^ What was your favorite part?

7363587 IIRC it got its start with the episode Wonderbolt Academy, where Thunderlane was the one to rescue Rarity when the Mane 6's hot air balloon was destroyed by Lightning Dust's recklessness.

Well...... I think you just gave me a new fetish with this.

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^.^
Giving people new fetishes.
It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

Transparently Seductive

I don't SEE the SEX appeal.

I underlined the funny part for the mentally handicapped among you. Also, Brony Presidential elections in 2017, so vote UniqueSKD for President and I'll promise to set fire to Mandopony's house er I mean I promise to protect all Bronies from haters.

7364402 Like when they didn't give ME credit when I listened to them making their jokes? No thanks.

Besides, if they want credit, they will have to watch till the end of the movie.

Man, this is hot. I'd say more, but honestly, I'm too dazed.

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That's one thing I never expected when I started writing clopfics: people announcing their bodily functions to me in the comments.

When you wrote wiating for mister right, you said FEET instead of HOOVES. It's a mistake thats made suprisingly often. Great fic so far and I can't wait to read the rest:raritywink:

I can imagine the conversation with Twilight once she gets back.
:twilightsmile: So, why did you have to get back here so fast, can you tell me now?
:raritywink: Well, I wanted to have sex with Thunderlane while I was still crystalled. I thought it would be exciting to see more of the action than usual. And it was, very exciting indeed!
:twilightangry2: What!? So you skipped out on my nieces crystalling party to have sex with your boy toy!?
:raritywink: Er, well...
:twilightangry2: And you didn't think to invite me!?
:raritystarry: ...What!?
:twilightangry2: What a fantastic study in pony anatomy that would have been!
:raritystarry: ...
:twilightblush: Plus it would have been super hot.
:duck:

As if you guys never thought how it would look if you bangabang invisible Susan Storm! Or how woud it look if an invisible man bangabang some girl.

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So it goes.

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:facehoof:
Hooves are a type of foot. To think otherwise is a depressingly common misconception.

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:pinkiehappy: I love this kind of comment!

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Or how woud it look if an invisible man bangabang some girl.

Much less interesting...

7366039 You're welcome!
Also, I remember hearing about an experiment that was done using some kind of MRI device. They basically watched a couple having sex while being able to see through them. Not quite the same thing as this story, and a lot less sexy, but I thought I'd mention it.

7364366 I fail to see why you'd want to set fire to Mandopony's house other than because he makes god-awful songs, has he said something bad about bronies?

7366187 Goodness, don't even speak to him. He is one of that "you are all here for my entertainment" people.

7366187 No I just get very sexually aroused from the negative thumbs downs I get from people now.

Downvote my comments, my fellow Bronies! Downvote them, and enlarge my raging boner!

These clopfic comment sections are better than the stories themselves! Ha ha ha!

7366382 Please don't. You are important to the future of this planet. As are many of those who comment here on this...story.

Hang on, one of my comments got an extra downvote. Oh yes, Applejack224! Increase my sexual powers with your hatred, you dirty girl/boy (preferably girl)

This is successfully the first of this type of... 'Story' I have ever read. And, for my first time ever reading one of these types of stories, I can honestly say, good work, and I am impressed.

There was some wording here and there that I myself think could have been chosen differently, but who am I to judge another's work?

9.5/10, Amazing work. :raritywink:

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Ugh. Hisoka. Right up there with Kefka for scariest, most disturbing and most powerful clown in existence...

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Oh do tell which parts were worded oddly!
I'll make up my own mind about it obviously, but it would help my future writing to know where people are struggling with it.
(And even the least experienced reader has a right to say 'this part was weird', because these stories are intended to be read and fully enjoyed by everyone.)

This isn't even the first time I've read a fanfic like this.


It's strangely fascinating.

7366429 BREATHE! CALM THE HELL DOWN AND BREATHE!

And everyone else stop downvoting my comments! You're making me reach orgasm levels here! We're nearly hitting critical mass!

7366572 I'm trying to think - it wasn't focused on it, but it had bits where it happened. Crystal Shadow? It was a comissioned fic that came with drawings for an artist pack, but I think it's on this site but without the illustrations.

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