While filming the Kickstarter promo for Beanis Inc. Sunset Shimmer is suddenly greeted by someone she never thought she'd see: herself.
Part of the BCU extended continuity
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what the fuck
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Magic
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How did we rope EBOLA-CHAN into this?
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My reach extends wide.
Okay...so...this is a couple of bad comic book storyarcs, notably staring Cable, and a little bit of the Terminator thrown in for good measure.
I love it.
How the hell did that cover art pass moderation?
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Bribery gets you a long way.
What in the name of all that is frosted did I just read?
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Ostensibly, something about temporal suicide.
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Seems legit. Love the BCU, by the way. Every story so far has cracked me up. I love how Rainbow Dash is quite literally a fucking idiot.
"Wait, why aren't any of the bodies discorporating?"
"I don't know, and that only makes me angrier!"
Just when I thought everything to do with beanis had been done!
...So is this canon or what?
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Yes.
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Fuck, I was hoping it was a bad dream or hallucination or something
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What if it's both
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I get that a lot.
The biggest problem with this fic is that it gets the nutritional incompleteness of corn wrong. Corn that hasn't been nixtamalized ("processed with alkali") is low in usable niacin, and a diet reliant on inadequately processed corn will give you pellagra long before any protein deficiency becomes relevant.
Yeah, it's a petty little objection, but the spirit of the BCU is to take incredibly stupid ideas and take them way too fuckin seriously. That detail is a charred bit of corn in a mass of otherwise delightfully beany madness.
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The future uses genetically modified corn that contains vitamin B3, obviously. Otherwise they'd be selling regular cobs of corn as marital aids and who'd be stupid enough to pay $14 95 for that? Plus tax.
Cornis Enterprise isn't Whole Foods for crying out loud.
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Sorry, I just don't like the idea of Sunset killing a bunch of other people because she got frustrated.
Plus, even though she gets riled up a lot in beanis, she's still very patient when Twilight is going all demon, so I don't think it makes much sense
You did get the comedy aspect down pat though, that was pretty good
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She didn't kill a bunch of people. Only herself and one Twilight.
Beans are sacred and filled with protein and fiber and them being everything is probably for the best, especially if the future is also all about horse lesbians.
Corn is some shite, really. You eat it so you don't die tomorrow, but let's be serious here, you're gonna die in a few weeks on that canned corn diet. You'd have lived longer if you were in the potato shelter where you ate nothing but potato's chips, man. Beans and potatoes, though, that is how you survive long enough to be a generation. Baked beans and potato's chips: It is better than dying.
That's why you save the jalapeno butter for special occasions, like sixth grade graduation and yacht christenings.
At first l chuckled at what I thought was a vague Steins;Gate reference. Then I realised we were beyond even Futurama levels of timetravel bullshittery.
I salute you.