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Ebola-chan Ganbatte


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After dating Twilight Sparkle for some amount of time, Sunset has learned that Twilight sees things differently than the average person. She's learned to tolerate a lot of questionable behavior that others would frown upon in a romantic partner. But one day her limits are pushed and she now has to decide if she has to be Twilight's moral guide or should she cut her loses and bail?

Written for Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest!

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No....

Just no....

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🇧hat if it was a 🇧es though.

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Soooo about that car battery :pinkiecrazy:

she now has to decide if she has to be Twilight's moral guide or should she cut her loses and bail?

This is not a dilemma. Don't keep toxic people in your life. You're not responsible for them, and anyone who tells you you are is selling you something.

Well this certainly is a thing which exists now. I'm not sure how to react to this, honestly. Like, probably should be horrified but I'm just kind of somewhere between numb and amused.

Sunset smacked her forehead and descended the stairs. “Why is Scootaloo in a cage?” she flung the hand she just smacked herself with towards said cage.

With a wave of her hand, Twilight laughed. “Fighting Spike in bloodsport, obviously.”

As you do.

“To answer your question, I’ve set up a stream on the dark web—it has about ninety-three viewers right now, each paying about three-hundred dollars in bitcoin.”

So...they're basically getting a free show.

“How are you even considering streaming a teenage girl hooked up to a car battery.”

"And couldn't you have at least picked a hotter teenage girl? If it was Apple Bloom in there, you'd have WAY more viewers!"

“So you were going to hook your dog up to a car battery? Why?”

Suddenly Twilight’s eyes lit up once more. The same excited smile she had a moment earlier spread across her face again. “I need to test the electrical conductivity of dog testicles!

OH SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS

“You can’t just blackmail people into doing horrible things for you, Twilight!” Sunset cried, throwing her head back and thrusting her arms down at her side. “You could ruin her life by streaming this!”

Twilight brushed the words away with a flick of her wrist. “Believe me, she’s already ruined her life. Can you believe she doesn’t wash her hands after going to the bathroom?” Her whole body shuttered in disgust.

I can believe it. Also, "shuddered".

Sunset’s face fell flat. “Twilight, there’s some gross 40-year-old man jerking off to this right now. You know that, right?”

No I'm not! Now if it was Apple Bloom or Silver Spoon in there, yeah...

*ahem* Goddammit Syee--

...

*double-checks author*

Goddammit Ebola-chan.

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Funny, my mother often said I was toxic and thought aloud about cutting her losses. And look at how lovely I turned out! :pinkiehappy:

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Numb is probably for the best. It stops the pain when a dog's gnawing on your leg in a death match.

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Syeekoh doesn't exist. He's a plot by the fimfiction Illuminati.

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As are many things.

what..in..the...actual..hell..

I'm so god damn confused now

As questionable as I find my own morality for suggesting this, I think this should totally be an ongoing series. I’d love to see an exasperated Sunset dealing with a psychotic Twilight who streams horrible things on the dark web :pinkiecrazy:

Actually more than anything I wonder where her parents are in all of this. Surely someone had to have noticed the cage being installed.

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It's pretty straight forward. :unsuresweetie:

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Her parents didn't know because they're in the cage in the garage being streamed to another website.

This is an appalling travesty! Those people spent 300 bucks and the stream gets cut off? YOU OWE TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS TWILIGHT!

So this is how Princess Twilight sans friends would look like?

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They'll have to sue her for cutting off their illegal stream.

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Maybe this is just what Sunset looks like with friends.

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That's what kangaroo courts are for!

Why? Just...why?

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Because not washing your hands after using the restroom is super gross! :pinkiesick:

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It's probably someone fetish...

Shame on you Twilight. Making porn for dirty old men to enjoy is one of the most noble sacrifices a person can make.

Soooo... to quote Bill Murray, "This is what you do with your time?"

Well, it was short. It's got that going for it.

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Ahh, we're all going to hell. :D

Odd bloke this one.

This doesn't make any goddamn sense

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