Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.
Twilight orders a salad at a newly opened Burger King in Ponyville, only to discover it tastes suspiciously like hooves.
Based off of the meme, Burger King Foot Lettuce. Because I had nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon.
Edited by James Fire.
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Love how this went from a joke idea to complete story in about an hour.
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You mean 6 months
The last thing you want have in a burger king burger is someone's hoof in it.
b u t t h a t m i g h t b e w h a t y o u g e t
9031087 I have so many regrets.
9031119 Funny thing is: I was curious if anyone had made a story about the meme since MLP has a tendency to spread to any and all memes that become even remotely popular (at least, that's what I've seen). When I couldn't find a story or even blog post related to this, I had the thought to do one. I was hesitant given how long it'd been, but since Star had (jokingly) told me to, I, in my infinite wisdom, did so. I am very sorry.
9031131 Read it in Chills' voice. Was as wonderful as I expected.
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9031344 B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E
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#BestMeme
Lets try and keep the Likes/dislikes at an equal Ratio, for the memes
I thought this meme is dead along with ugandan knuckles and Logan Paul
9031459 Friend egged me on to write it. I'm a sucker for writing stupid shit, so I couldn't resist.
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legends never die
Like to dislike ratio is perfectly balanced,as all things should be...
Does the end hint that Twilight had tasted Starlight's hooves before? And that that's what they were doing?
14 likes and 14 dislikes.
Perfectly balanced
...as all things should be.
You shall be tortured... WITH EDITING COMMENTS
Later.
That took longer than I thought.
I assume this is supposed to be "You taste so good..."? If not, you mixed up 'to' and 'too'.
I...don't like the implication in the last few sentences. Does Twilight have some sort of Starlight hoof fetish?
kek
i lik ur stry. is gud
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Needs more hoof crust
This maed me feel like eeting my own toes.
This shit belongs in a museum. Fuckin' work of art
I came
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How do YOU know what Starlight's hoof lettus tastes like?!
That ending...
Oh ho ho, no! Twi, you gotta be more quiet!
Keep your hoof fetish a secret!
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How on Earth did this story blow up? Where was it linked?
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I saw it in the popular stories tab, so I guess the site's algorithm blessed you?
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Maybe. I was just surprised to see it got 11 more likes. I seldom check this website as I have my own blog I operate, but I still check back here from time to time. This story was something I wrote solely as a dumb joke. Man, it amazes me that people liked this nonsense. Though hey, if it got you to laugh, it makes me happy.
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It was in the featured box I think.
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Cheap one-shot meme stories like this tend to do well provided they're somewhat competently written. Plays to the site's culture.
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Well, whatever makes people happy, right? Right...
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Eeyup. I liked it a lot.
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...The Barcast may have something to do with it ;)
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I'm flattered.
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For your enjoyment! It was certainly for our enjoyment. (please excuse my upset noises during this, it's kinda my shtick.)
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. It means a great deal to hear you all laugh at the nonsense.
You flatter me even more
what. the fuck. did i just read
Number 9: pony fanfiction
The last thing you want in your internet browsing is someones’ crackfic
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Don't make me write Chills in Equestria.
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I am partially intrigued and also partially terrified
Please do it
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I'll think about it. I haven't been able to write a crackfic in ages.
https://youtu.be/_F-2k_23yaA
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I have no regrets.
I read this in Chill's voice.
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Based.
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Man I was so glad I managed to finish my Trash Dove story