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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia vs. A Cockroach


After a long night of work, Princess Luna goes back to her bedroom, only to find a house centipede near her nightstand. Naturally, she handles the situation as most ponies wouldn't, and brings it to her sister.

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she handles the situation as most ponies wouldn't, and brings it to her sister.

:rainbowlaugh: REALLY bad idea Luna that is such a really bad idea :rainbowlaugh:

Ooooh Celestia is going to so freak when she sees this little guy in her sisters hooves. This battle is going to be EPIC. :pinkiehappy:

Can't wait to see if this will be on youtube.

Is this supposed to be a prequel to when Spike gets a medal for saving Canterlot from cyber cockroaches from the future? If so, awesome! If not, still interesting.

This was great! Please write another.:rainbowlaugh:

Then follows a centipede infestation, followed by a bird infestation, and ends with a cat invasion. Not infestation, and they'll be fine with cats.

Shivering at the Centipede though, your fic reminded me of this

However, from within another small crack in the wall, a familiar cockroach looked out at the celebrating princesses. Its eyes, once filled with gluttony, were now filled with wrath.
And behind it were dozens upon dozens of pairs of eyes.

The Swarm is coming...

...

I want to write a story inspired by this, but I'm too busy trying to deal with my current writers block.

Uuuuuuuuuuugh.

Also, MORE!!!

Estee #7 · Dec 3rd, 2016 · · ·

Speaking on behalf of those who've spent any amount of time in the American South:

Fire ants.

Lots and lots of fire ants.

Twenty times more effective than changelings and a thousand times harder to get rid of.

You don't just tell me that a cockroach is staring at Celly and Lulu, pissed, with 'dozens upon dozens' others and expect me to be satisfied.

7767606 Then... what should I expect? :derpyderp1:

7767609 Me to demand moar


MOAR :flutterrage:

a smile so large, it'd make Pinkie Pie jealous

you mean, like this? mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_09_2012/post-1283-0-86178700-1348732796.png

Yes! Such wonderful, wonderful escalation!


...You might want to look at your apostrophes, though. Quite a few of them are backwards.

That is, until Celestia waged war on the centipedes would-be dinner of a cockroach.

“Don't worry, I'm almost certain it isn't dangerous to Alicorn's!”

These, for example. Don't use a ' when there you're talking about multiples of something, do use it when you're referring to something someone else has.

7767733 Greatly appreciate the lesson! I've always been rather... backwards on that. :derpytongue2:

7767743 No problem. The one exception to that rule is when using its/it's: the former is used for possessive (eg "the cockroach lifted its face"), while the latter is used whenever you could replace the word with it is and have it still make sense. Also, in the event you ever wanted to talk about something belonging to multiple objects, it's The cockroaches' faces lifted. No apostrophe on the things that belong, apostrophe after the S on the owners of the things.

Now get up there and take the feature box by storm!

7767594 Yep. But cockroaches are far, far worse.

This was funny and good, keep it up!

Oh, nice! A sequel, and a great story!

7767529 I'm just gonna say: I'd gladly read it. :twilightsmile:

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While I doubt I'll release the third as quickly as I released this one, I promise I'll do my very to make the third as funny and as absolutely insane as possible! :twilightsmile:

I'm still waiting for the ear wig encounter,


With some Bullet Ants

This one was even more silly then the last one! Good job!:derpytongue2::scootangel:

:rainbowlaugh: I was honestly kind of waiting for it to start shedding its legs all over the place.

This was funny. Dumb, but funny.

Oh god no

7768347 Something wrong?

Spin-off! A moth finds its way to the crystal empire.

7768351 I don't like bugs. This is cute and funny, but... the legs... *shudder* :derpytongue2:

I liked this one, and the first one. A full-blown cockroach attack might be a little too much for me to handle.

7767497 Not just a bird infestation...






A... Birdemic!

“I was sleeping on roaches, wasn't I?”

“Mhm.”

This is why you get a cloud bed, Celestia.

Better yet, to avoid most flying demons landing on you during sleep, build a cloud castle up in the stratosphere. Just make sure it's above the jet streams, in case light insects are caught and swept up in them.

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...then a dog infestation, a cow infestation, and a horse infestation (call in the Saddle Arabians!), before the horses cause old lady Celestia to spontaneously die.

Wait, nevermind.

they'll be fine with cats.

Indeed. A cat is fine too.

There is only one insect I cannot stand. And that is centipedes. For the love of all that is holy centipedes scare the hell out of me. Too many legs. FAR too many legs.

I'm waiting for wolf spiders

7768679 and other subsequent monstrosities of ridiculously fast reproduction

Almost perfect. But way to many "As big as" or "that it could be compared to" way, way to many.

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By Luna's mane.....

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?!?!?:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

More... This was hilarious!

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BUCK YOU MAN! I HATE SPIDERS!!

-throws you in the Pegasus Device in retaliation-

And roach wrath is how this begins:

Welcome to Donut Joe's Apartment.

I haven't had a chance to read this yet (and as it's currently 2AM, I shall leave it for the 'morrow). But I just wanted to say, before this popped up in the feature box, I was completely unaware of the existence of these creatures and could have happily lived the rest of my life without having seen the photos that popped up on Google image search or skimming the associated Wikipedia article.

Luna's going to be working extra hard tonight and it's all your fault.

this is so incredibly stupid, and I love every second of it :rainbowlaugh: let me guess. next time its revenge of the roaches? Do write more. :pinkiehappy:

This whole series bugs me. :ajsmug:

7768688 I felt I overdid that, too. I'll cut back a bit on in the sequel.

7769025 You're welcome! :pinkiecrazy:

Awesome! Cannot wait for Critter Wars: The Roaches Strike Back.

You know I never see anyone mention just how gross a bug house centipedes are.
Anytime anyone says a bug is gross I get a picture of a house centipede to show them...

I had an infestation on those in my house on the east coast....
So fucking gross.

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