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Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

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While Starlight Glimmer and Spike are out for the morning, Twilight Sparkle attempts a spell she found in a book. However, she wasn't prepared for what would happen after she performed it...

"TRIFLING ALICORN!"

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Ooh... Twilight's got a dirty secret! :twilightblush:
Now I'm imagining Jaraxxus and Starlight traveling through time with a karaoke machine, redefining the entire history of music and leaving a bloody swath of demolished record companies.

Karaoke? Was that a reference to the Mr. Voletron remix on Youtube?

7607983 No—Hearthstone's latest expansion: One Night in Karazhan.

As an avid World of Warcraft player, I approve of this and find it humorous.

I get the reference. :moustache:

Obligatory You Face Jaraxxus remix

7608312 For the Horde! :raritywink:


7608466 Excellent. :moustache:


7608794 I was hoping someone would link that. :yay:

I would like to log onto my Troll warrior and behead this demon. For the Horde. Not for Spankle. Sparkle. Whatever.

Horde rules.

WTB a follow-up with Prince Malchezzar.

Please?

7609899 Huh, didn't think about that. I'll think of a way to do it! Thank you for reading (and for the idea)! :twilightsmile:

7609904
"You face not Malchezzar alone, but the legions I command!"

:derpytongue2:

BEAUTIFUL! I CRIED TEARS OF JOY!

“Ah-hah! I have done it!”

Behold the absolute power of Twilight Sparkle!

and that bastard Malchezaar,

Haha, I see what you did there! Jaraxxus’s reaction to Malchezaar is probably my favorite thing in Hearthstone, full stop.

It raised its fist slammed it downward.

Um… you accidentally the sentence.

“My magic not pathetic!”

This sentence too.

“Wait, did you say karaoke?”

Aaaand there we go.

“Well, I tried to use my magic against it, but it seemed to have no effect on him!”

Eh, I don’t know. Even unicorn Twilight is capable of enough force to lift an Ursa Minor. She’d definitely not one-shot him, but that amount of force could make Jaraxxus squirm. IIII’m probably overthinking this.
Poor, poor Twilight.:rainbowlaugh: I love it!

7612682 Typos have been fixed. I blame Reno for having missed them. :derpytongue2:

Also, as for Twilight's magic not affecting Jaraxxus... ehhh, I debated as to whether or not it should have an effect on him. I decided it shouldn't simply for comedy reasons. In all seriousness, I think they'd be decently matched (with Jaraxxus having a slight upper hand. In my opinion anyway).

*sees the discription* YOU FACE JARAXXUS, ERADAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!!!!!!

I actually get this reference... :facehoof::twilightsheepish:

practice karaoke like jaraxxus

*One Sacrificial Pact later..*

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