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Celestia would do almost anything to ensure the safety of her beloved younger sister, even if it meant giving in to the demands of a group of scoundrels and thieves.

Luna? Luna doesn't worry about her sister's safety. After all, nopony had dared to kidnap the Solar Princess for hundreds of years.

The only thing this latest group needed was a reminder why.


A quick short story that popped into my head while doing research for other works. Fair warning, I'm my own editor so if anything slipped through the cracks, that's why. Enjoy!

Technically a crossover, if only barely.

Featured 11/18/17 - Wow, that was quick.

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Comments ( 13 )

This is awesome! I have to say it was one of the better shorts I have read recently. Keep up the good work.

Beautiful. Absolutely Beautiful.

Faust forbid Celestia ever going full Day Breaker, Equestria would meet its end in short time.

Luna raises the sun, the sun screams, the ponies scream, Luna screams, Luna sets the sun, Luna Raises the moon, the moon is silent, the ponies are silent, Luna is silent. And then the moon sets and the sun rises and they all scream together.

And then a fat italian plumber ate a star, and knocked out the sun.

Luckily it returned once the level was restarted, otherwise Equestria would have meet a gruesome ending...

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That's kind of you, thanks!

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Somehow I think Equestria would return to having a council of unicorns that raised the sun. Nopony would survive that occurring everyday.


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Game Over, Hahaa! Let'sa Go!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
-The sun, and also everyone, probably.

This was pretty amusing.

You know I almost feel sorry for the kidnappers. Almost.

That is fucked up! I could not stop laughing!

I’m confused how this works. But...also weary of this thing.

Oh poor Sun.
Was Luna's magic just not...
BIG ENOUGH
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Its probably cause Lunar magic is COLD.

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