Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Starlight Glimmer

This is Starlight:

Some people might try to tell you she is Twilight.

They might try to scream "Twilight! Twilight! Twilight!" over and over and over again.

They might put "TWILIGHT" in all caps.

You might even start to believe that she is Twilight.

But she's not. This is Starlight.

Facts First.

TV Static

Author's Note:

A parody of the CNN commercial.

Comments

[Brian Sheil]

How can anybody mistake Twilight Sparkle for Starlight Glimmer. Good one, Dreadnought.

[Dreadnought]

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Ember, obviously.

[wertyui]

A parody of the CNN commercial.

CNN, even our ads are hypocritical
CNN, this is an orange actually, and FUCK THE RACISTS SEXIST ANTI MASKS QANON MAGA HATS WHO SAY OTHERWISE!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
CNN,so mindless you'd think kaa took a job as an anchor there
trust in meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CNN,a division of time warner and lucifer
CNN,its 6.95 a month to be lectured on how your ruining the world

[Dreadnought]

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I think that I might have touched a nerve.

[wertyui]

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yes and thank you for doing it