"Seat's taken."
"Taken."
The man found a seat. The companion sharing his seat addressed him: " 'ave you ever been to a real apple orchard?"
"No, but Ah've been to a farm," the man replied.
"Ah'm takin' 'bout a real apple orchard. Ah've worked there all mah life." She introduced herself, "Ah'm Heather Nicole
Jacqueline Apple. Folks call me 'Applejack', like one of them rednecks. Can ya believe that?"
"Mah name's Forest Gump. People call me 'Forest Gump'."
"Ah know everythin' there is to know 'bout the apple business. Matter of fact, Ah'm goin' into the apple business mahself afta Ah get outta the Army."
"Okay."
The pair worked their M-16s:
Applejack started, "Ya can do many things wit apples. Ya can eat 'em raw, bake 'em, broil 'em. There's apple pie, apple strudel, apple jam, apple jelly, apple butter..."
The two polished their boots:
"...apple juice, apple cider, apple tea, apple sauce..."
The two wiped down the floor:
"...apple danishes, apple brandy, apple ale, apple coleslaw..."
The two peeled potatoes for KP duty:
"...apple turnovers, Dutch apple pie, apple cheesecake..."
The two ran in formation:
"...apple pancakes, apple fritters, apple biscuits..."
The two sat at the dining facility:
"...apple bisque, candy apples, caramel apples, apple tarts..."
The two made their beds:
"...apple ice cream. That's it....
...
...Apple bread, apple soup, apple hash...."
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