The official party walked down the hallway. Richard Grenell, Director of National Intelligence, growled at his associate, "This had better be good. I had to cancel a meeting with the President because of this."
The bureaucrat assured him, "Oh yes Sir, very important. We've discovered the source of the virus. She's in the interrogation room."
"What?" DNI was ushered into a darkened room. On the other side of a one way mirror, he could see a large white unicorn with wings sitting patiently at a table. His rubbed his forehead as he felt a headache coming on. "What were you thinking?"
"Well, the corona is part of the sun. And who controls the sun? Princess Celestia. So it makes sense that she's the source of the virus."
"Last week you brought me the head of the Mexican brewery. Now you've kidnapped - "
"Foalnapped, Sir."
" - foalnapped the head of an interdimensional government. Let's hope that she has a sense of humor and doesn't wipe out the human race!"
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thank celestia we made it out of this okay