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Twilight suspects someone has been stealing secrets.

Being Twilight, she implements a new filing system to protect her precious information.

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arcanelexicon had an idea for part of this chapter

Ok. Good to... not know.

Good not talking with you, Twilight? :rainbowhuh:

I never realized Big Mac had such high security clearance.

You might be surprised (or not, actually) to know that some of the real world clearances issued follow the same inane and humorous guidelines.

Fact is almost always stranger than fiction.:rainbowlaugh:

And I wonder if Mac knows how he rates on the sliding sexiness scale!:eeyup:

7887849 How would be communicate the information?

There's only so far that "Eeyup" and "Eenope" can go in terms in communication.

This makes perfect sense, especially considering that he's obviously the sexiest on the slider scale :eeyup:

(TS) TOP SECRET-level information:
Princess Celestia
Twilight Sparkle
Big Macintosh

Big Macintosh?

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(U) it's just common sense, and common knowledge: secrets are safe with him. He won't talk. :eeyup:

Waitwaitwait...

(S//REL TO SPK) Records will be maintained by an appropriately-cleared security manager, herein designated as Spike the Dragon.

And yet Spike himself isn't granted a TS clearance. How is he supposed to do his job? Am I missing something? :derpyderp2:

Interesting look at information classification.
I can already tell this will get very complicated.

Ugh, this is my internship at Fazbear entertainment all over again...

Oooooh somepony's in loooooove :raritystarry:

It makes no sense to classify the classification designations themselves. In fact, it's contradictory: "Confidential" is defined at the "Secret" level, so someone who would otherwise be able to access Confidential documents would be unable to do so unless they also have Secret clearance.

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The definition is classified, but someone doesn't have to know what they are entitled to in order to receive it.

An interesting little method of story telling, always entertaining to see twilight go off the deep end in the silliest ways possible.

Comical yet slightly hard to follow. Still a good read.

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