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When you write a story with the line: "As the family ran from the wall of caviar-like jizz...," it's time to reevaluate your life. The sad thing is, I tried some introspection and I still want to keep doing this!
That second to last scene....
Oh Shining Armor....*sitcom music*
well then
SHES STILL ALIVE
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I almost feel sorry for Cadence.... almost.
Wow! O U Shiny! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png
It is... so... wonderful.
cool im adding a story it might fail because she's supposed to be a human but i changed it i am very proud of it
Shadow (adventure)
Oh wow XDD
I'm the pretty Princess in your Night skies,
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watching you clop!
OML!!!
Defeat the changeling hoard by casting "Death by Explosive Orgasm LVL +9001" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png
I want to congratulate you for successfully using the word "splooge-nami" in a work that is somewhat meant to be serious.
And do keep doing this. It's very entertaining!
ohhhhhh shining armor.
I feel as if i have been Rick-Roll'd
nontheless!
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I have a difficult time keeping things completely serious
Don't get me wrong; I like the touching moments as well as the somber scenes, but laced throughout those you need a healthy dose of comedy. It's the glue that holds works of fiction together.
LOL'D sooo hard at the song!
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Find an instrumental version on Youtube and sing along!
Just follow the bouncing mustache.
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What's a paladin?
783848 The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom?
I spit out my drink laughing when the splooge-name comment was made
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I'm not entirely sure...
Alright stop it. Now we're just being silly.
That was sick, horribly meesed up and it needs a sequel. Preferably one where Cadence actually gets Orion. Just sayin !
Splooge-nami! and "But what was I supposed to do? Tell the press that on my wedding night my wife drowned in a pool of cum four feet deep?" "I don't know," Twilight said, ribbing her brother, "that makes you sound like some sort of sex god." were the best lines I have ever read.
This was a triumph...
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It will NEVER go away.......
NEVER,...
This is a terrible abomination of a fanfic! *Reads it 8 times* It should be modded! *Favs it* Worst EVER! *gives it a thumbs up* BURN IT!!!!
Seriously epic though.
I sung the lyrics to that song with the real one playing in the background. I couldn't make it all the way through without almost dying three times.
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Several people have commented about the chapter two ending. Considering where it could have gone, I think chapter three dealt with the situation pretty magnanimously.
That also may be the reason why Shining Armor has unresolved sister issues.
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i just dont understand why everyone keep saying things like "the ending was sad" if its still marked incomplete. Are there more chapters coming?
death by cum?
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Sequel?
""It's time," Cadance said. Right on cue, the drones flittered away from Dazzle and pulled out Cadance's old school bag from the bathroom. Orion had a horrifying flashback the the vibrator. He was actually a bit relieved when the drones pulled out an old school boom box.
“What's that for?” Orion asked as his hard stallionhood swayed back and forth.
“Mood music,” Cadance said, “If we're going to do this, we're going to do it right."
With the push of a button, instrumental music began to fill the room. As she cradled Orion's member between her hooves like a microphone, Cadance started to sing.
[Cadance]
This night is going to be perfect.
The kind of night of which I've dreamed since I was small.
As I watched you and your wife screw,
My little hoof knew what to do.
When I came I vowed that I would suck your balls!
[Dazzle]
This night was going to be perfect.
My son got married to the princess Mia Amore.
But instead of a honeymoon,
She snuck back here into my room,
where she sucked my husband's cock, just like a whore!
[Cadance]
The wedding it was all a farce.
You are the only one for me.
Vows? Never meant a single word!
Now we can have our dirty fun,
I much prefer you to your son.
The truth is I don't care for him at all!
No, I do not love the groom.
In my snatch there's only room,
for you, dear. I want your cock inside!
[Dazzle]
Must escape before it's too late!
find a way to stop this bitch.
Sex? I can't let her scratch that itch.
Though my love was tempted by her kiss,
I can still sense that he'll miss,
my blow job, ass and pussy every day!
I'm his queen and he's my king,
and I abhor cuckolding!
Hold on Orion! I'll save you from that twat!
[Cadance]
Finally, the moment has arrived.
To feel your shaft between my thighs.
[Dazzle]
I gotta' stop this rhymin'
I can't let him break her hymen!
My Orion will be -
[Cadance]
Mine! All Mine! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
With the conclusion of the song, Cadance put Orion's entire shaft into her mouth until his balls touched her chin. The two drones applauded."
That, kind sir, was one of the most perverted, strange...yet awesomest sex songs ever.
What a... wait for it... "CLIMAX!" EYAAAAAAAA!
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More is coming, but I want to work on some other projects first.
Don't worry, though! They should also be fun stories.
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CSI: Canterlot.
"What's the situation?"
"We have a dead mare. She was assaulted and drowned in a four foot deep pool of cum."
"Sounds like she needed more..."
"...protection."
"EYAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Hahahah pure comedy from beginning to end.
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The description was put there to show that Cadance had never seen a stallion pee before. The male anatomy was an alluring and fascinating mystery to her.
I don't have a watersports fetish, but I'm not above including references to bathroom activities if it helps contribute to the story.
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Glad you enjoyed it! Check back later today for my latest story. "The Taming of the Screw."
It's more cloppy and slightly more disturbing than "Adventures of a Teenage Foalsitter."
You'll either like it or feel compelled to take a long shower.
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I don't know, this story was just this side of being too silly. Honestly I was laughing too hard to ever even think of the erotic side of things.
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Are you insinuating this story is not worthy of its 'dark,' 'tragedy' and 'romance' tags?
But seriously, you're right. This story went in a much more goofy direction than I had envisioned.
Hmmm Maybe I need to revise its list of genres...
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If you toned the sex down a bit you could probably just tag it comedy and dark and call it good. Either way it was a laugh but really not my thing so I'll be passing on future installments.
Edit: Not insinuating it's what you should do, just what you 'could' do. In that it's slightly dark but mostly comedy. Also there's a lot of horse cock in the story but w/e
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Not to pry but, what kinds of stories are you interested in?
Hard clop?
Grim dark?
Passionate romance stories?
I'm quite new here, so it's interesting to find out what appeals to people.
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Er, you probably should ask a more 'standard' MLP fic reader than me. I'm a weird one and a fairly involved editor at that so my opinion is really off the beaten track.
edit: You're still getting a thumbs up for the laughs.
At first I was like:
Then I was like:
Then I was all:
Then I was all like:
Then I was like:
Then I was all:
Then at the end, I was like:
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787660 No but honestly, I love this story, and I can't wait for more.
A friend pointed me in this direction so... *Tracks*
I'm both reeling and embracing this story with open arms. While dark and full of rape, it was a comedy at heart. HOW DAFUQ IS THAT POSSIBRU?
TIp of the Day, always run as soon as you spot a jizz wave. It just might save you life.
Dat second to last scene.
I can't wait for more.
GREAT PISSING BLIMEY!
MAKE A HAPPY ENDING PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!