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Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

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Jax loves to fish almost as much as he loves to fight and have a few pints with friends. Hopping to Equestria, he decides to try his luck at a local pond there. Mainly it's in his attempt to catch a fish that he's set his eyes on for some time.

Then a changeling, malevolently hungry for love, stumbles upon him. What happens next is something that should probably be expected.

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As a fellow Jax player I can say this is clever, and quite accurate, have a like.

Also some advice for Weevil next time:
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And then Scorpion came by, shot his spear into the water and said "GET UP HERE!" Thus proving who is in fact the better fisherman. :pinkiegasp:
FISHALITY!!

I saw Jax and was like, "Mortal Kombat crossover?! :pinkiehappy:"

Then I saw it was friggin' League. *sigh*

Well, at least a fishing pole is probably going to do less long term harm than a lamppost.

7083333 then Quan Chi comes by, makes two portals, one under any fish he sees, and one in the air in front of him. Water falls through portal, drags fish with it, Quan Chi is best fisherman.

7372718 Why go to all that trouble when he can just order someone to fish for him?

7372919 hmmm... I guess he asks Scorpion to do it?

Hmmm... no, but *nonsensical muttering*
KENSHI IS BEST FISHERMAN!!!
Drags out fish and filets it while sitting at a table waiting for his meal :trollestia:

Pfft...snerk...HA HA HA HA!

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Pfft...snerk...HA HA HA HA HA!

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