Pinkie Pie hears Applejack and Rainbow Dash talking and gets the wrong idea.
A play on the portmanteau AppleDash.
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"No time for goodbye," he said as he faded away. "Don't put your life in someone's hands; they're bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes, 'cause they'll find you, burn you."
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So this was a test to see if I could do quick-shot comedy... instead of my normal snarky comedy from earlier.
Does anyone else want to try a glass of AppleDash or RainbowJack? If the cover picture is anything to go by, I want some...
But what would they call their fusion?
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5637.html
closest thing I could think of, just replace the whiskey with Jack Daniels
733864
What, if they got together? Girlfriends, most likely. I haven't had any friends call themselves a portmanteau when they were in a relationship, so, being realistic, they wouldn't either...
733889
....And now I have a new drink to try. Thanks for that.
733891 No, I mean the whole fusion thing, like gogeta and vegito.
733903
What...but...why? Why would they ever want to fuse? My brain....ow...
733911 to create a super pony?
Well... I'm not a big fan of romances or portmanteaus there of so you'll have to find someone else to handle this. Sorry, wouldn't want to mess up your perception of your own story with my own twisted views.
In other news I thought this was story was a crossover with Samurai Jack, I'm a little disappointed.
733920
To do that, they need to fuse a fusion. Like some sort of... Twi-pi-shy-jack-dash-ity... Then they could just blast Friendship Cannons everywhere!
733928
I didn't watch enough of that show when I was a kid. Always missed the episodes... Anyway, this was just a play on it. I don't care too much for portmanteaus either. And I have no idea how to do romance, so I'm avoiding it like the plague.
733943
You now have my respect.
733935 no more than two to a fusion, otherwise it becomes unstable. there is a 4% chance of matter still existing in the universe after a six-way fusion.
733981
And thus, the universe ends. .... someone needs to make a story about the Adventures of Twipishy Jackdashity... She survives the end of the universe and creates it anew!
Next Chapter: Pinkie's funeral.
734001 Why don't you do it?
734144
Cause...I don't remember enough about DBZ to make it good. Also, it's silly...too silly, get Pinkie to do it...
734001 Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie does this every day before breakfast
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Haha, yes, can't forget about HB Pinkie Pie.
735001
wait, what if HB pinkie was in the...mix...of...ultramare.
, my brain refuses to contemplate that scenario
oh celestia
Pinkie, you just broke the FIRST RULE OF FICTION:
Rule #1: The more two characters sound like they are talking about sex, unless they actually use the word, the less likely it is that they are referring to said activity. The same applies to proposing, marriage, a date, and anything else related to a relationship.
Often, this rule applies outside of fiction.
734060 YES.
I would LOVE to have a drink like this exist
And that's who invented the Twinkie and came up with it's name xD