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dirty little secret
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
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Oh dear, do I sense a rivalry between the two?
Damn! I take that back, Fancy clearly has won ages ago.
Was gonna say something but I fact checked first. "toe - the forepart of the foot or hoof of a horse or the like", TIL.
That was actually a pretty sweet and romantic fic. Loved the way you did Fancy, you sold his "playa"-ness well.
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Glad you liked it. ^.^
And glad I could finally get back in the game.
Yeah, Fancy's 'playa-ness' was really fun to write ... once I had the idea of it, I knew he had to be the stallion in question.
And ... I changed the toe thing. Because, well, I don't want 50% of the comments here to be arguing about whether horses have toes or not.
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But...they don't.
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some one had to, might as well be me
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That's the second time in just a few days that song has come up in my comments.
Just judging from the character tags, I'm assuming that there's going to be a very angry Fleur Dis Lee later on when she finds out what Fancy Pants has been up to.
7053686 They have four of them. And toenails. And for that matter, arms.
7053848 ...And so it begins.
7053742 Cue The Twilight Zone theme music. Sorry, I come from a very old fandom where we used to hum that whenever something weird happened in life, LOL
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7053858 Of course if you're doing it with someone whose age is in 4 figures than my choice would be.
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Nah, Fancy's far too much of a gentlecolt to leave problems like that un-smoothed-over.
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great story, there isn't enough Fancy Pants clop out there.
7054053 Well, they do!
7053848 They also have a bunch of vestigial toes!
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No, it was clearly stated that they had an open relationship.
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^.^ He really deserves more. He's a great character.
I'm almost considering making a shared-universe series about his escapades.
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Also, she has as much if not more fun than he does.
7054639 please do it I want to see more of his conquests
can he do Sunset? how about Chrysalises?
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Eh, I was thinking more along the lines of Rarity and a little swinger's party with Cadance and Shining Armor.
Though... come to think of it... He very well could have had a chance with Sunset Shimmer when she was still Celestia's student...
Celestia might even have helped arrange it, to relieve the pent-up tensions she was noticing.
If sex with three Is a threesome, I guess you can call sex with two a Twosome; Now I know why people call me handsome.
Damn this tickled all the right fetishes and has a fantastic setup too!
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Heh, that might be it indeed.
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I try.
What was your favorite part?
Princess Incestia strikes again.
doesnt that make it worse? like its not okay to fuck each other, but its TOTALLY cool if we fuck each other and someone else.... yeah, tell that to the press.
It's a cheating, when your wife doesn't involved into a threesome.
Princess Luna’s awake and alert eyes still glittered back at me.
So Luna is more interested in Facy than Celestia?
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Just when you least expect it.
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I don't blame you.
The over-analysis of MLP clop fanfics is a fun pastime.
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Open marriage?
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It was just meant to show that Luna had decided to stay instead of leaving.
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never thought about it before. but whatever gets a good premise to a story, i guess. clop isnt my favorite but i dont mind sex as long as there is actual character development as well and it makes sense to the story. but thats just me... carry on.
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Yes, or open marriage.
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Ooh, did I manage to get a bit of that in there?
7055291 Remember that in a threesome of mfm it isn't gay if the balls don't touch.
Same logic.
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Exactly!
i...cant...find...the picture...i just cant, WHERE IS IT JOHN! WHERES THE FUCKING PICTURE JOOOOHN, I NEED IT JOHN! I NEED IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW JOHN! DONT DO THIS TO ME JOHN
So Luna had no idea?
7053742 You need to stop posting threesome stories, then!
Never forget the golden rule: it's not lesbian if their horns don't touch.
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If you searched for it on derpibooru with the artist's name and a few relevant tags, I'm sure you could find it.
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No idea about what?
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*shrug* It's clop.
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But I like threesomes!
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*looks at cover image*
Horns touching.
Uh-oh.
Very enjoyable. As expected, Fancy is a stallion's stallion. I imagine being a gentleman/colt in a sexual situation is even harder when your species literally has a sexual musk that fucks with your brain chemistry.
Fucking Blueblood got off easy. Sometimes the line is a little blurry about someone being too drunk to consent, but with how utterly blitzed that poor mare was, I don't think there's a county in the world (or at least ours) that wouldn't prosecute that piece of crap for alcohol-facilitated rape.
7056784 celestia's affection for her at first i thought she did but then she said its a threesome then i thought maybe she doesnt know
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There are few countries in the world who would prosecute such a crime if it was committed by one of the ruling class. Even fewer that would prosecute them successfully.
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Rich scumbags are the ones that get off for things like that. There are very few places that still respect royalty to the degree that they'd be let off for something like that, at the very least the other royals would leave the one that did it to the wolves so they don't lose what political power they have by utter loss of public confidence.
Besides, Blueblood is only royalty by some nebulous definition and is probably not rich in his own right. He'd have to use royal funds to buy off prosecution, royal funds no doubt controlled by Celestia... yeah good luck with that.
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Note that I said 'the ruling class' not 'royalty'.
In this country, rich scumbags are the ruling class.
Nice little story.
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What was your favorite part?
I try.
Yo dawg, this is a fic and I reviewed it. You can check out what I said about it over here.
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Way ahead of you. ^.^
I already have a comment there.
Out of curiosity, do you headcanon mlp ponies going into heat? I don't recall any mention unless I missed something
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Where royal sisters eat out.