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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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Just going to point out that this is your 69th story on this account. I think a celebration is in order.

Oh my how lustful of a chapter

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Ha! :rainbowwild: ‘Tis a worthy story for it! But now I wish I’d included a 69-ing scene in this story!

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It doesn’t get any less lustful from there! ^.^

I came just from reading the description and knowing it's you, dls...

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lol ... so what you’re saying is I did make you asplode? :rainbowlaugh:

This was delightful... but i’m Kinda hoping to find out WHY dragons(Spike) shouldn’t take the male potion... preferably with Rarity and Sweetie, the CMC, or the rest of the mane 6 (and Starlight and Trixie maybe) be there to experience it~

I love the story, bravo. Considering the feel of it, it feels like a sequel to this one.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/315575/its-not-incest-its-a-threesome

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Heh, yes ... there are certain similarities there...

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I dunno. Maybe they just asplode?

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In most clop stories I've seen that involve male dragons, the dragons in question are like lizards, meaning they have internal testicles. It could be that the potion would cause their balls to expand so much that they crush or otherwise interfere with their other organs.

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Or so much that they asplode!
:rainbowderp:
Maybe my offhand prediction was right!
:twilightoops: RiP, whichever dragon helped the potionmakers discover this.

Amazing. Only thing I could wish for was that their size difference came into play. Celestia is tall enough that she could step over Twilight or Luna without even needing to mount them so I always have a hard time imagining a lot of these positions unless they are randomly the same height. Although there is always the problem that almost no one can get to Celestia without some help.

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Of course it's also possible that the internal testicles forced their way out and now he's the only dragon that walks around with balls dangling between his legs. :twilightblush:

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We could consider Twi to be well on her way to being the Celestia-statured Future Twi if you want...

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:rainbowderp:
Well, at least he’d be the first dragon to know what it’s like to have his balls licked! :rainbowlaugh:

That ending was very sweet, and how clever a way to allow all three of them to learn of their pregnancies. Two backups, sheesh.

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Two backups, sheesh.

Of course Twi is going to come as prepared as possible! :twilightsmile:

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I'd say that's just Twilight being Twilight. Kind of how if anything odd happens it's Pinkie being Pinkie.

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Well, yeah. Twi might be a princess herself now, but do you seriously think she’d ever go to a menage a troi with both Celestia and Luna without being absolutely as prepared as possible?

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Twilight would never go into anything without being prepared......(remembers the episode where the Crystal empire returns)...... Unless there was no way to do so.

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If something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing :trollestia:

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Well, that about sums up this story. ^.^

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Not necessarily, at least not all of it.
Ever seen a group of girl-friends all catch Baby Fever at the same time cuz one gets up the pole? Fluttercord, Cheesie Pie, Pinkie probably bringing up a loooooot of memories for Mr and Mrs Cake by asking lots and lots of questions, Applejack considering whether she wants to have a family or be with mares (hint: she can magic dick Rainbow Dash and do both :D ), and probably some nonsexual tension because I'm pretty sure somepony will find out and spread the word about Celly and Lulu's more-than-familial relationship and we could have some actual plot. Now, when the foals are born, THAAAT'LL be a bit saccharine but this could be long or short. Depends. :pinkiesmile:

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Well, it’s ambitious ... but you know what, okay. I’ll put it on the list to be voted on and see what happens.

Loved everything about this, those pregnancy crystals are just as good as paternity marks which I ADORE :twilightblush: would love to see more like this

This... This is what I've been waiting for. *asplodes*

*asplodes again*

Okay, when Spike talked about it, it was a joke, but this... This is just silly!

P.S. I think they overdid it just enough.

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Of the pregnancy test crystals themselves? Because the other story I published at around the same time, Good News and Bad News used those, too! ^.^

Or if you just mean lots of semi-hyper futa incest impregnation stuff... Well, I’m sure it’ll come up again sooner or later in my stories! :rainbowwild:

I would love to see a sequel to this showing what happens after as their pregnancy progresses, birth, and afterwards.

Everything had already been triple-checked, of course ... but one more run through the checklist wouldn't hurt, would it?

:moustache:: "Well, actually..."

“Luna, please,” Celestia chastised. “You've only just arrived! Don't you think we should relax and settle in a little bit first? There's no rush. We have all night.”
You have all night.” Luna gave her a sidelong glance. “I rescheduled as much as I could, but I do still have duties to attend to before morning...”

Says the very being who decides when a night starts or ends.

“Male fertility potion.” Luna slid a pair of bottles in front of herself and Celestia. “Increased volume and virility of semen. Do not use more than once per month, and under no circumstances allow dragons to consume this potion. Interesting... I cannot help but wonder what does happen if a dragon should consume it...”

:raritywink: + :moustache:: "Don't ask... Seriously, don't."
:twilightoops:: "I can confirm this particular incident was the reason they are now printing this warning."

Instead, they each slowly and luxuriantly licked and nuzzled their way up her legs, mouthing and kissing her through the stockings in nearly perfect unison. Had they ... had they done this kind of thing before? They seemed so practiced, so skilled...

Cadance: *innocent love horse noises*

“I believe she's ready, Sister.” Celestia licked her lips slowly ... which didn't really accomplish all that much cleaning. There was just too much. “In fact, perhaps we've gotten slightly carried away?”

*glances at the story title*
Nah, you're still good.

“Sister!” Luna said desperately, releasing her hold on Twilight's mane. “What do you think you're—?”

:trollestia:: "Well, it was you who caused me to cum in the first place. So it's only fair you'll get the first share of my cum."


Good chapter!
I enjoyed reading it.

One might expect for the next round Celestia and Luna might just switch places and continue rutting, but I expect they'll have a more creative approach for this.

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"I can confirm this particular incident was the reason they are now printing this warning."

:facehoof: Also... Yes, I can confirm: it is possible to explode twice.
:moustache: Two dicks, two explosions. It's how I roll.
:twilightangry2: You're just lucky I knew an un-exploding spell to put Rarity back together.
:facehoof: And even then, it took the whole afternoon to find all the pieces.
:raritystarry: Totally worth it, though!
:duck: You should give it a try sometime, darling. Having literally every part of your body -- inside and out -- covered in dragon cum ... it's marvelous.
:twilightoops: Nope! Nope! Nope! I've already been knocked up by a pair of hyper-fertile futa alicorns, and that's more than enough for me, thank you very much!

And swallowing was exactly the right word. Though still heavy and warm against her tongue, Celestia's cock was no longer firm enough to simply plunge her head down against. Doing so would only have bent it. Instead, Twilight had to actively suck her former mentor's cock, beginning to make big gulping swallowing motions as soon as she felt the soft warm tip against her throat.
With every gulp, she managed to pull it deeper, packing her throat full of Celestia's soft, warm girth. And this time, there was no struggle, no choking and gagging. It felt almost like she was drinking it down, except that it filled her so completely and stayed right where it was.

:twilightsmile:: :heart::heart::heart:

The fantasy of Celestia cumming down her throat, emptying those huge balls straight down into her as she drank down every drop of the thick cream ... it overwhelmed her, made her plunge her head down onto Celestia's ever-stiffening cock even more fiercely.

:trollestia:: "As good as that sounds, don't forget the actual reason we are here."

She glanced up at Celestia and felt her cheeks heating. She'd failed. Luna was better at sucking cock than she was. Far better.

Maybe. But I'm sure Luna will take you under her wing and teach you everything.
Luna: "Not that you have any chance of ever matching or even surpassing me, but I'll love to see you try."

But Celestia wasn't the only one with a growing arousal. After a moment's absence from below, Luna came up behind Twilight, rearing up behind her and sliding her way up Twilight's back. “May I, Sister?”

At first I suspected Luna wouldn't replace Celestia but rather fill Twilight's other hole.

But Luna wasn't to be denied so easily ... and Celestia's change in position left her at a certain disadvantage from behind.

I wouldn't think of it as a "disadvantage". In fact, I'm pretty sure Celestia knew (at least on a subconscious level) what she was doing.


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

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but rather fill Twilight's other hole.

But that's not going to help make babies! :raritydespair:

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