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pertelote345


A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

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Rarity was just planning on having a nice relaxing Sunday when four hairless ape people knocked down her door and tried to shave her mane. It did not go well...

Based on the Gravity Falls episode "The Last Mabelcorn" and Rarity being Rarity.

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I don't know what Gravity Falls is, but that ending. :rainbowlaugh:

6451835

O_O You don't know what Gravity Falls is? Are you sure you hang out on the internet?

In all seriousness it's a fun little show with a big mystery. Think Twin Peaks/The X Files as a comedy.

Also, thanks!

OH GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS :rainbowlaugh:

This... IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!:pinkiehappy:

See Mabel, not all unicorns are jerks. :twilightsmile:

hahahah this was hilarious :rainbowlaugh:
gosh i loved that episode :trollestia:

Now we just need a short part where a bald Blue Blood is telling Celestia how Rarity and a bunch of "hairless apes" showed up at his door, tackled him, and took all of his mane.

CELESTIABELLEBETHABELLE.

That should have happened in the episode. Rarity you beauty for that.

A wonderful, wonderful story--have a fav! :raritywink:

Also, you wrote very true to all the characters. Well done indeed. :raritystarry:

Oh that was just too good. They never specified it had to be female unicorn hair after all.

6451835 You must go watch. Now.

OH MY GOD YES YES ALL OF MY YES!!!

Worth it for the ending :pinkiehappy:

You think after how big a name Rarity has made for herself, Blueblood would have to live under a rock to not know who she is.

6451835 two words for you that will make this a must watch series.

Squirrel Hot-tub

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Oh he knew who she was, he was just being an a-hole. Did you expect anything less? :ajsmug:

Loved it, especially that ending. :rainbowlaugh: He got what he deserved.

Well, this fic totally made my day. That ending man, that ending. :rainbowlaugh:

I haven't even READ this, and I'm thumbs upping it for the idea. LOL

This was great.

Haven't you ever seen a delicious unicorn neck and just wanted to run your tongue all over it?

:applejackconfused: Welp, that's going on my list of sentences I never thought I'd read. Good show, jolly good show; would definitely read more like this.

Short but sweet.

And lol Rarity what did you do to Blueblood?
:duck:: Whatever do you mean?

...that was a crossover...:coolphoto:

That was glorious. blueblood so deserved this.:rainbowlaugh:

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