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Hawattie


My main source of sustenance is Dr Pepper. Several different factions know me only as "Duct Tape Guy." I am actually a secret informer for the pigeon army. That is all.

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Peristeronic: Of or pertaining to pigeons.

Little do we know, Pigeons have a secret military operating within every major city in Equestria. This is the story of one of the greatest and most important covert operations ever carried out by the pigeon military; to ruin Prince Blooblood's day.

An inane short story inspired by the xkcd comic "Adjectives"

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Comments ( 23 )

Sir, might I inquire as to what exactly you were on when you wrote this?

Because I think I want some.

Write on,
Legion

I knew I recognized that word from somewhere!

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I may or may not have been on the marij-iguana. ;P

Regardless, I had fun.

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Marriage iguana? Man, kids these days and thier street names.

I can honestly say I had fun reading this. The pigeons were taking thier completely rediculous and pointless war so seriously that a couple of times I nearly forgot this was a joke fic.

Keep up the hilarious work.

Write on,
Legion

What in blazes is this?! :rainbowlaugh:
LOL I enjoyed reading this fic of yours, so I'm fav'ing this!

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I'm glad I could be of service.

The war was so secret, in fact, that the ponies didn't even realize they were at war. Or that they were winning.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I wouldn't be surprised if Celestia knew, though, and just fucked with the pidgeons' Unintelligence Service for fun. :trollestia:

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Oh, totally! It's one of her favorite passtimes!

That was great!! XD

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I'm glad you guys liked it.

Any story involving Blueblood and pidgeon-poo is a good one.

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Also, this.

I have found the meaning of life. I humbly request a sequel where it's full out attacks on ponies by hundreds of pigeon bombers in formation shitting on cantorlot and ponyville with dive crappers crapping on ponies (cue Star Wars imperial march)i.ytimg.com/vi/ME-FfbOUjTc/maxresdefault.jpg

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Fluttershy knows, and is secretly feeding the Unintelligence Service "targets" that just happen to be ponies that she doesn't like or have been rude the her and her friends.

Cats vs. Dogs meets Hatoful Boyfriend, raised to the power of Why!?

I loved it. Thank you for it. :pinkiehappy:

I'm not really complaining, but where did the massive spike in views in the past 24 hours come from? I go to bed and when I wake up I've got thirteen notifications for this story! That's a huge amount compared to the zero notifications I get on a normal day from all of my stories combined.

Huge thank you to all of you who've enjoyed this fic and left some feedback! People like you motivate people like me to write more.

Meanwhile, the crows move against Rainbow Dash...

A side objective for the military: Make Discord's imprisonment a bit shittier. ROFLMFAO :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

See? Even nature hates Blueblood. I wonder if Fluttershy had anything to do with that.

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