• Member Since 2nd Mar, 2014
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pertelote345


A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

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Princess Cadence, alicorn princess of love, possesses a large amount of love magic. Her magic cannot force two ponies to fall in love, but given enough proximity and the bonds of military service... Things have gotten a bit touchy around the garrison.

Written because the concept entertained me.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 14 )

OK, you got a chuckle out of me at the end.

I agree with the orgy solution

Not funny enough :(

6617339 Same but... multiplied by three.

Well, you know, if the cocks don't touch it's not gay.

Okay, I bit.

Keep this going, please.

The, uhh, last bit's a dream, right?

Hmm....:trixieshiftleft: (looks at the Royal Couple), :trixieshiftright: (Looks at the Crystal Guard), :trixieshiftleft: (Looks at the Palace staff)...

Continue...

Added this to the Writeoff Association group for you now that I've got this month's folder created. (And gave you Contributor status so you can add your own stories in later rounds.) I definitely hope we can see another story out of you when technical glitches don't DQ your entry. :fluttershyouch:

I frickin' love the name Team Ace.

I rolled my eyes. "I just wish we had more bisexuals... It would make organizing my shipping charts so much easier."
...
I stared out at the smoldering ruins of my kingdom, tears freezing as they rolled down my cheeks.
"Love finds a way Shining. Love always finds a way..."

Everything between these lines feels like it could have been more or less entirely and not been missed, but otherwise, that was a hilarious line to end it on

By the power invested in me, myself and I, (since this hasn't been updated for about six months) I declare this story to be dead.

May it forever rest in peace.

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I freely admit, I wrote it as a 1 shot, accidentally left it marked incomplete, and never quite had the heart to change it.

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