• Member Since 2nd Mar, 2014
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pertelote345


A somewhat deranged author who likes science and writing stories with way too much dialogue. Recently got it through her thick skull that she was a girl.

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Philomena has a grand plan to serve the kingdom, but she needs Owlowiscious's help. Fortunately, her allure is legendary, and she knows just the right thing to say to get his attention...

NOT CLOP
((Warning: Does contain sexual themes; This is my planned entry for Equestria Daily's fanfic competition. I would appreciate any comments or editing assistance that could be provided.))

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Comments ( 10 )

"So Pee Wee watsup?" Spikey asked as he waddled in from the hall. The little flaming fuzzer told all. "You don't say?":moustache:
" I'm sure NOT cleaning up Twilights desk, Ever ! Come on Pee Wee I know a mare with some Vanilla Oat swirl ice cream ":raritywink:

4831259 I'm pretty sure that duty is going to fall squarely on Owlowiscious... or they could try fire.:twilightoops:

You should write more of Owlowisicious and Philomena lovebirds fics more often.

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I'm seriously considering it. They're a fun pair.

You should totally do the clop part too.

I nodded. "You bring the butter, I'll bring the luchador mask."

Discord's fucking a bird. Oh my lord.. of chaos

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