Today I Honestly Don't Know

by TodayIWriteFanfics

The Return of Dorito

Twilight trotted down the stairs to answer the door. A familiar white pegasus mare, holding something resembling a bazooka, waited for her outside.

"Oh, it's you," she said in a rather frustrated voice.

The pegasus nodded. "I'm back, and I'm gonna make you pay!" she yelled. She grinned evilly. "I invented a chicken launcher/superglue gun hybrid!"

A puffy explosion noise followed as a chicken was superglued to Twilight's face.

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"And that's how I got a chicken on my face," said Princess Twilight Sparkle the Chickenfaced. The chicken bawked.

Author's Note:

Never piss off someone with a chicken launcher/superglue gun hybrid.

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