• Published 27th Aug 2015
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Today I Honestly Don't Know - TodayIWriteFanfics



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The Duel of Dorito

"I'm a chicken."

The white pegasus mare gave Twilight a slightly unfocused stare. She had a tri-color mane of pink, yellow, and brown, and she wore an undersized stetson. She stood rigidly, staring with the undeniable truth of her statement. Twilight thought otherwise.

"Actually, although you do have wings, I'm pretty sure you aren't a chicken. For one thing, chickens don't have hooves," Twilight said.

The pegasus stared angrily, her eyes snapping into focus. She voiced her mind with the same pure truth that was in her gaze.

"Oh, buck you."