Today I Honestly Don't Know

by TodayIWriteFanfics

A Discombobulating Tale

"What does 'discombobulating' mean?" Twilight asked.

Fluttershy looked up from the book she was reading. "Um... I thought you would know, Twilight."

Twilight sighed. "It's just that this book I'm reading has the word in it, and I can't find the definition anywhere."

Pinkie Pie appeared out of nowhere waving her hoof frantically in the air. "IknowIknowIknowIknow!!!" she cried out.

Fluttershy backed off, a little unnerved by Pinkie's sudden appearance. "Uhh... how long were you in here?"

Pinkie giggled. "I've been here all day, silly! I found this wonderful cookbook so I sat in the bookshelf to read it and I fell asleep until I heard you say "discombobulated' and then I was awake because I knew!!!" She said all this very fast, but didn't look the tiniest bit out of breath.

"How do you sit in a bookshelf, anyway?' Twilight looked up from her book. "Never mind, questioning you always gives me headaches from brain overuse."

"But I know!!!!" Pinkie sat down, her mane rapidly unraveling.

Twilight sighed again. "Okay, tell me. But please make it quick."

Pinkie's mane bounced back up as she took a deep, deep breath.

Twilight did not like how things were going.

"SoonceuponatimetherewasachickenandaduckandtheywenttoCanterlotbecausetheskywasfallingsoIsaid"Sillybirds"andputthembackatFluttershyshouseandwenttoTwilightscastlebecauseIwashungryforliteraturebutIgotboredsoIthrewapartyandtherewasapoolofcaramelsyrupsoIdrankitandthenIhadatummyachesoIwenttotheparkandhidinatreeandgavepeopleminisurprisepartiesbecausetheylookedsadbuttheyranawaysoIthoughtIshouldtrysomenewrecipessoIwentbacktoTwilightscastleandgotacookbookandfellasleepandhereIam!!!!!!!!!"

"What?"

"That's what 'discombobulating means!!!" Pinkie said cheerily. "It's what I was just doing to you!"

Twilight scratched her head as Pinkie bounced out the door. "What...?"

Author's Note:

"Discombobulated" means confused. And it's a cool word, so this story was born. This is also my forst time writing Pinkie, so forgive me there.