Twilight trotted down the stairs to answer the door. A familiar white pegasus mare, holding something resembling a bazooka, waited for her outside.
"Oh, it's you," she said in a rather frustrated voice.
The pegasus nodded. "I'm back, and I'm gonna make you pay!" she yelled. She grinned evilly. "I invented a chicken launcher/superglue gun hybrid!"
A puffy explosion noise followed as a chicken was superglued to Twilight's face.
"And that's how I got a chicken on my face," said Princess Twilight Sparkle the Chickenfaced. The chicken bawked.