• Published 21st Aug 2015
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Salvation of Equestria - KnightMysterio



A parody of FoE: High Priest Dainn of the Prudehoof tribe tries to save Equestria from the pervert queen Molestia.

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This is great. Really hoping you continue this, Knight.

Good start and interesting to see how the characters will evolve, but little animal-technicalities. For caribou, the term for male and female is bull and cow respectively instead of buck and doe for deer, and both sexes grow antlers. Bulls shed them at the onset of winter, and cows likewise around summer. When the antlers finish growing they shed off the velvet, looking like they're covered in gore.

6452262 I will correct this when the next chapter is posted. Thank you for the info.

You know how they say "I can't tell you what porn is, but I know it when I see it"? Well, I can see this and say this is great writing. I have attention problems, often reading two or three stories at once. This story? Read it straight through, no distractions. I was actually a little surprised myself. I'm kinda eager to read the next chapter, whenever it will come.

This is like everything i hate about the FoE universe flipped on its head... I think i'm gonna enjoy this one :pinkiehappy:

“Here we go,” muttered one of the male initiates, “High Priest Loves His Own Voice talking for the sake of talking again.”

My favorite character already.

Tomas's ears drooped. “Figures he'd send the acrophobic to a floating city,” he muttered.
Niamh, taller and more muscular than Tomas, chuckled. “Don't worry. I'll be sure to catch you,” she said.

Yeah, Dainn's not that sane, is he?

“...Truce?” Dalach asked. “I know that we do not agree on things, but we are meant to work together. At the very least, we can remain friends in this”

At least he can do that much.

The tour guide smiled. “One of the prime laws of Equestria is No Means No,” she said. “I offered because I like people admiring my looks and I like feeling my boobs fondled. But you weren't interested, so I can't make you. I'll just explain.”

Fair enough.

“It's a cosmetic effect,” she said. “So long as the light of hope and joy shines in our hearts, empowering the Crystal Heart, its magic will help US shine as well!”

Neato.

The tour guide giggled. “Plus, if I take my clothes off and stand in the light just right, I can even turn invisible! But I'm not allowed to strip on the job,” she said. “Business Before Pleasure, another one of Equestria's strictest rules.”

Also a cool trick. And yes, that makes sense.

Sunday Brunch's ears drooped, but she didn't lose her smile. “On the day the Princesses defeated Sombra and his curse caused us to disappear for so long, I had just come of age and was a potential candidate for becoming one of Sombra's personal concubines, a position which... had a low survival rate,” she said softly. She then smiled, her voice becoming more cheerful. “But in this day and age? I get to choose my lovers. I get to experience sex as it was meant to be, a joyous expression of life. And anyone that tries to force themselves on me gets their sexy bits cut off.”

Yikes. Didn't know Sombra was that bad...

Sunday stroked her chin thoughtfully. “...You'll need to talk to Mrs. Harshwhinny, then,” she said. “Come on! She has an office a couple blocks from here! We can take my cart.”

She lives here?

And then there was the other type of creature that walked openly amongst the streets of the city. Strange, bug-like stallions and mares with dark green or black chitin instead of fur coats, and insectile wings. Their eyes glowed bright blue, and their mouths had fangs. Despite their appearance, they seemed well accepted by the regular ponies, having just as much sex as their pony counterparts.

So the Changelings live here too, or some do anyway...

“Boy, I'll say,” Sunday said, chuckling and shaking her head. “Changelings are... well, they're a shape-shifting magical race that feeds off of positive emotions. They've been allies of Equestria for ages. Their Queen, Chrysalis, was once one of Princess Celestia's favorite concubines, but with Empress Cadance's rise to power and the restoration of the Crystal Heart, she and several hundred of her tribe migrated up here, where Chrysalis fell in love with Cadance and Shining Armor, marrying them both.”
“...Married them both?” Dalach asked. “I didn't think it was possible to marry more than one person. How does that even work?”
“Quite well, thank you!” Sunday chirped.

Not quite what he meant...

“Wow...” he said softly.
TO BE CONTINUED...

You tease!

Forgot to fav this lol

I got sixty-ninth like!

6792236 Ayy
Kill yourself you fucking retard

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Dude, it's been so long, we need more!!

I almost feel bad commenting on this because Fall of the Caribou is such a tough act to follow. It's still clever and interesting, but I think it leans a little hard on sex for sex's sake. Still, I wouldn't frown on seeing it continued; in fact, what there is of it is funny as hell.

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