I'm back and I'm pretty sure you guys have some questions. Yes, I deleted 'Toughen up buttercup'. Why? Because it really wasn't going where I wanted it to and it was sloppy and everything was just a mess. I could have kept it but it was really bad. I know some of you liked it, but really? Come on. It was shit. If you read that story, forget it, it didn't happen. Anyways, I'm trying again. Hopefully I can make this one more... neat, but to be honest, I really don't have a game plan for this story. So, if you want to message me suggestions, go right ahead.
So, some of you know the story already: Spike signs up for a special forces training program, it's gonna take one year to complete, Spike has moment with Twi, Twi has conflict with self, Spike talks to Rarity, Rarity is sad, Spike leaves on train, everypony is sad, Spike gets to bootcamp, finds out it's hard, processing, meeting the drill instructors, yelling, yah-dah yah-dah yah-dah (The rest is a sticky mess). Feel free to imagine your own 'Spike's bootcamp experience'. But the year is up and Spike is now an official soldier of the Equestiran Guard. Our tale begins on the train ride home where Spike battles himself.
**DISCLAIMER**
THIS STORY IS NOT, IN ANY WAY, CORRELATE WITH THE REAL LIFE MILITARIES OF OUR WORLD. THIS IS PURE FUN FICTION. ANYONE WHO AGRUES IN THE COMMENT SECTION BY SPOUTING SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE "The navy seals doesn't do so-and-so like that." WILL BE THOUGHT BY ME AS AN SPUNK-GARGLE-WEE-WEE JARHEAD AND WILL BE RECOMMENDED TO READ THIS DISCLAIMER. You have been warned.
Enjoy, if you will...
Good so far
I still think the last story was okay but that is your call. Anyway this looks like a decent start. Though there will probably be problems being made once morning comes.
5421945 I'm sorry you liked the older one so. This story will be better, I promise.
tenses ? good otherwise
" Spikey you're so as we say 'buff"
He's beef cake!
A killer assistant!
yay Spike you're an animal !
cool dude
Do you still have the OCs I sent?
5422165 Yes, but I'm not sure if I can find a place for them. I'll see if I can get one or two in somewhere, but I can't make promises... And thanks for the support.
5422216 Not a problem
Interesting,
Ooh, spike going to war... This could get messy.
5425789 It was at this point Twilight knew she bucked up.
so... they're going to war because the ink on the peace treaty was still wet? What's next? going to war because someone sneezed while he was talking, even if it was one of his own guard that did it?
Writing is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit
5426420 No, no, not forced. I just didn't want to go to bed and lose what I wanted to write down. It wasn't shit was it?
5426007 What if there was a peace treaty with the US and the USSR, okay just image this for me. Stalin's welcome to the US is a big deal, there are guards and people crowding around the streets. The president shakes his and and they sit down. The president tells Stalin that the peace treaty will soon be there, it was just caught up in congress. Stalin is surprised at how clumsy the US is run. They wait a good 15 minutes before a incomplete first draft is slapped in front of him. Stalin's going to think that the US don't take him seriously. Do you see how it isn't such a silly reason for war as it seems? It's not just because Stalin got ink on his face, it's because he was make a fool by his enemies...
5426775 though it was he, himself that made him the fool, smearing the fresh ink with his own fingers, and rubbing it on his own face: he had all the power in the world not to put his fingers onto the page, and I argue that if he wasn't a tyrant, he would've seen that it was his error and not a deliberate attempt at slandering his reputation
5426964 omg, for the sake of this story can we just pretend that he didn't see that the ink was still wet? People have gone to war for far worse reasons before...
5426996 like a different country attacking you... yeah, for the sake of the story, but it better be a good story (I just LOVE Spike as a badass)
5427013 Alright, thank you. I'll try not to fuck it up.
5426775 Not at all, it was great! I was reading those Someecards and one said something similar to that
5427114 Okay, good lol. I thought I fucked up there for a second.
Hopefully, Spike and Rarity can clear the air between them. Looks like Twilight is up to bat for the Spike shipping for this story or do you have someone else in mind?
Lol
5440672 Oh, Darkphatom. You know me, this story could go anywhere
I know the most logical logical step Spoke:
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5441686 True, which is why I can't wait to see where this goes.
I like.
Oh no...
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This is gonna get messy!
Coke or meth?
5502319 It the name of the chapter, bro.
Hahaha
twekin bat pony. Your making us bat pony's look bad! 
eeyup! 
Ugh really! 
5502522 Meth a hell of a drug dude.
5502331 oh...lulz. I'm dumb
This is getting interesting
I'm liking this story.
Keep going my friend
Welcome back!
6001119 Thanks, mate. This place has got me busy tho, Idk how long I'll be able to stay back.
WTF sombra way to go celestial u just fuked all of equestrian over.
really Celestia. . . really.
Yas! It haz finally updated!
Thats some salt...
in Twi's deffence she got 3
More please I like this story
Interesting indeed
Next chzpter? please?
1st
IT LIVES YOU BRILLIANT BUCKER. KEEP THE STORY GOING.
-FOREVER YOURS
Ihatehaters1994
Keep going pwease
I rather enjoy this. I look forward to the next installment of this story.