Phantom Haunt's Journal Entries

by NJH12

*separate* all Journal entries in order (so far)

Author's Note:

This is Phantom Haunt Journal entree's spells in order, and '~entry#10' is a clue for part 5.
Guest what it is.
Update 3/22/15- thanks to Elric of Melnipony, I fix it.
Notice on 3/24/15- Every 4 parts/chapters I will make a update to this plus a bonus one for the next part/chapter.

~entry#1: Hi I'm Phantom Haunt, and I'm a royalty born male Alicorn. I know what your thinking How is that possible?
Well I'll tell you, the chances of a royal male Alicorn is very slim. Don't I feel lucky, as if I don't have enough trouble as it is.
Anyway, I just wanted to get that out of the way first. If somepony found this that means I'm in one of the five situated problems and I need help.
This journal has a magic spell that will located me. The more it glows the closer you are to me.
ONE, I am running for my life.
TWO, I am tied up and about to be cooked.
THREE, I'm running from a mob of mares that are crazy for me, a mob of scientist and doctors wanting to 'Research' me, and a mob of angry ponies that want to kill me.
FOUR, I'm locked in Canterlot's jail.
FIVE, I'm right behind you looking over your shoulders and reading my Journal while you're reading this. (end of journal entry.)

~entry#2: It's me Haunt here, have you ever lost something and can't find it or lost where you are and need to get to civilization soon?
With magical compass you'll never get lost. Say Magical Compass point me to (location here). The problem with this is this if you mispronounce it wrong, the compass can't point to it, and may cause disorientation for a few minutes. (End of entry)

~entry#5: Haunt here, want enemies do what you want? Say mind-jacked (Species name here) near me. Cons; only work with less intelligent species or minds then you.(End of entry)

~entry#7: Haunt here, Confuse enemies in seeing double. Say replicate (name Here). Cons; 50% chance of split personality one good, one bad. (End of entry)

~entry#10: Knock knock. Who's there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt you that's who. Astral projection is harder then what 'they' say in the books, but I found a little short cut say this while being still, Beyond the physical plan that I walk, I trade my physical body for an astral body. The cons are really bad. They include, "Being out of physical body for too long will results in wandering the astral plan for all eternity, other astral bodies stealing your physical body, and unspeakable horrors." (End of entry)

~entry#12: Haunt here, I just found a spell that would temporary protect me from Poison Joke the spell is Poison Joke, Poison Joke, wants some laughs with ponyfolk, instead some laughs you'll make it weep with this poison shielding Cry! Last five minutes. problems; you'll be more acceptable to other poisons for one hour, and more acceptable to diseases. (End of entry)

~entry#32: It's Phantom Haunt again. and I found out this spell that 50% of the time it predicts the future the side-effects; headacks for weeks on end, if it does come true you can't do anything about it as I figured out myself. Say these words, Views though present to past, I'll see future's past. and wait 5 seconds for response. If you doing this spell the first time you might blackout for a couple seconds. (end of entry)

Comments

[Elric of Melnipony]

Phantom Haunt Journal Entree's

entry - a record made in a log, diary or anything similarly organized
entree - the main course or main dish of a meal (US, Canada)
- a smaller dish served before the main course of a meal (UK, French Canada, Australia, New Zealand)

Also, why do you think that word needs an apostrophe in it?

[NJH12]

Update 3/22/15- thanks to Elric of Melnipony I fix this mistake. I was told that it is entry, not entrée. My bad.