Phantom Haunt's Journal Entries

by NJH12

*separate* all Journal entries in order (so far) part 4.

~entry#1: Hi I'm Phantom Haunt, and I'm a royally born male Alicorn. I know what your thinking How is that possible?
Well I'll tell you, the chances of a royal male Alicorn is very slim. Don't I feel lucky, as if I don't have enough trouble as it is.
Anyway, I just wanted to get that out of the way first. If somepony found this that means I'm in one of the five situated problems and I need help.
This journal has a magic spell that will located me. The more it glows the closer you are to me.
ONE, I am running for my life.
TWO, I am tied up and about to be cooked.
THREE, I'm running from a mob of mares that are crazy for me, a mob of scientist and doctors wanting to 'Research' me, and a mob of angry ponies that want to kill me.
FOUR, I'm locked in Canterlot's jail.
FIVE, I'm right behind you looking over your shoulders and reading my Journal while you're reading this. (end of journal entry.)

~entry#2: It's me Haunt here, have you ever lost something and can't find it or lost where you are and need to get to civilization soon?
With magical compass you'll never get lost. Say Magical Compass point me to (location here). The problem with this is this if you mispronounce it wrong, the compass can't point to it, and may cause disorientation for a few minutes. (End of entry)

~entry#3: Haunt is here with another spell. Want to read minds, yea you do. Say I'm thinking on what you're thinking. Cons; if used wrongfully, it might make you 'speak your mind' for minutes on end, but the plus is also work like a truth spell just not a proper one. see next page for a true 'truthful' spell. (End of entry)

~entry#4: Haunt continues the true 'truthful' spell that works better than the last one. Say Want the truth, you can't handle the truth. Pros; works on any species provided you make eye contact. other then that it might make you tell the truth, but the truth, and only the truth for the same time as reading minds. see last page for reference. (End of entry)

~entry#5: Haunt here, want enemies do what you want? Say mind-jacked (Species name here) near me. Cons; only work with less intelligent species or minds then you.(End of entry)

~entry#6: Haunt here again like I have a life, but anyways you want the spell don't you? Fine. can't see in the dark, but not an unicorn? Say Darkness Unveiled! Cons; your eye will be like a candle just brighter but won't flicker. I probably forgot something, but it will come back to me. (end of entry)

~entry#7: Haunt here, Confuse enemies in seeing double. Say replicate (name Here). Cons; 50% chance of split personality one good, one bad. (End of entry)

~entry#8: Haunt here, I know now that no one will read this. I mean only certain characters can read this. All others see it as 'chicken scratch' which brings me to how to make sure no one but a select few can read. When writing say Scatter these words where only my bloodline can read this! Cons; if you have many relatives then they too can also read this. Which is bad. (End of entry)

~entry#9: Haunt here still trapped in my journal, but I guest I deserved it for what i did. This spell where you put your powers and body into an object so you can live longer then normal unless you're me, Luna, or Celestia then it is pointless. Say I will this (object here) my powers and body into it. Cons: only a young pony can free you and a 'debt' spell is in place on you, till you can return a equal or more 'debt' back to free you from them controlling you forever. Last time that I was in 'debt' it took 2 years to payback. It sucked, being in a maid outfit for a week did not go well with my moral code. (End of entry)

~entry#10: Knock knock. Who's there? Haunt. Haunt who? Haunt you that's who. Astral projection is harder then what 'they' say in the books, but I found a little short cut say this while being still, Beyond the physical plan that I walk, I trade my physical body for an astral body. The cons are really bad. They include, "Being out of physical body for too long will results in wandering the astral plan for all eternity, other astral bodies stealing your physical body, and unspeakable horrors." (End of entry)

~entry#??: Somepony named Phantom 'X-Jay' Haunt here on entry what is it 20? No it's 11. Sorry but being stuck in a journal for half you life gets to you. The spell I forgot it or was it this spell. With this one forget everything you knew and start anew day like you were born yesterday, Say Erase (enter full name here) memories. Cons; you should know this or in this case don't know. Great for retraining pets to behave. (End of entry)

~entry#12: Haunt here, I just found a spell that would temporary protect me from Poison Joke the spell is Poison Joke, Poison Joke, wants some laughs with ponyfolk, instead some laughs you'll make it weep with this poison shielding Cry! Last five minutes. problems; you'll be more acceptable to others poisons for one hour, and more acceptable to diseases. (End of entry)

~entry#13: Haunt here, the spell for today is a translation spell that works both ways. Say Translate (enter first language here) to (enter second language here) and back. The cons is that if you're rude and they will here it and might be rude back. (End of entry)

*~entry#14: Haunt again, let's say you have a long distances magic-user friend and your out of scrolls what do you do? I tell you Say View my image through (enter magic-user friend name here) horn. The cons well if you don't say end image with (enter magic-user friend name here). Your image will stay there and so will what you say. Their is a slightly better spell then this. See ~entry#16 for reference. (End of entry)

*~entry#15: Haunt here see threw disguise with this spell. Say Disguise disperse. The cons are if you have a disguise it too will be gone. (End of entry)

~entry#16: Haunt here, being stuck in my journal has taunt at me. I might be loosing it. Spell here is how you can communicate to ponies without scrolls Say I (enter your name here) establish a link to (enter second other name here) and back. Cons are that if you don't say end link with (enter second other name here). you will here their conversation and can here yours at their end. (End of entry)

*~entry#17: This is Haunt writing to the reader with another spell, want your personal object indestructible from everything? Say I make my (enter your personal object name here) indestructible! The cons is that if it has pages in it they can be torn off, but can't destroyed and the pros is that a piece of your DNA, and personality will be stored in the object so that if you are dead the object brings you back from the dead, like a Phoenix reborn from its ashes. (End of entry)

*~entry#20: Haunt here, this spell makes five members of a group and a van-like vehicle into a crime solving sleuths. Say Looks like another mystery on our hooves. the cons is that you'll take the personalities of the crime solving sleuths till the mystery is solved. (End of entry)

~entry#32: It's Phantom Haunt again. and I found out this spell that 50% of the time it predicts the future the side-effects; headacks for weeks on end, if it does come true you can't do anything about it as I figured out myself. Say these words, Views though present to past, I'll see future's past. and wait 5 seconds for response. If you doing this spell the first time you might blackout for a couple seconds. (end of entry)