Your sandwich. Your lovely, obviously succulent sandwich is finally done.
Then Rarity eats it.
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Takarashi282
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YOU ATE MY SANDVICH??? YOU MUST DIE!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBs06ZXtMzo
MUSHROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was about to smack that bitch, and tell her to make me another one.
Then she read my motherfuckin' mind.
You call that a sandwich?
This is a SANDWICH!
Swiss, Provaloni, peperjack, Chedder,Tomatoes,romane,Spinich, onion,red onion,cucumbers,peperocini,jalipinos salt, peper, olive oil malt vinager,on a toasted roll.
WHICH ONE OF YOU TOUCHED MY SANDVICH!!!!
5103616 I detect a disappointingly small amount of meat in this mostly pepper-and-flavor-booster sandwich
My sandwich? You ate it? This. Is. Sparta! Oh wait. You're going to make another one? Out of the pit, you go!
This was super cute! And now I want some pepper jack.
There is a distinct, if not criminal, lack of mayonnaise and pesto on this so-called perfect sandwich.
5103736 I love cheese,
But when I build sandwichs for others it's THE SKYS THE LIMIT,
Add Ham,beef,pulled pork bacon,fish It's all great!
Add horse meat? Hanibal the canable!
Pepperjack can be quite delicious at time.
Most excellent story.
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Y no romance tag?
Suddenly I'm in the mood for pepper jack cheese....
Rose petals? Really? Who could taste that over mushrooms and pepper jack? Nope, needs more tomatoes and olives, and lettuce, and mayo, and most importantly the meat candy-- bacon!
LERN TO SANDVICH SON!
Sandvich is love, Sandvich is life.
For those of you needing to suitably punish sandwich eaters, watch this and be educated.
Dammit Rarity! That was my sandwich!
All that said, this was a cute story.
My favourite bit of the story? The part where it said I had Rarity as a roommate.
Just kidding, I liked all of it! (seriously though, I want at least one of the mane six to live with me, is that to much to ask?)
WHAT
NO
WHY
MY SANDWICH
WHAT THE
I DON'T EVEN
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
CUNT
5104031 now THAT is a sandwich I can get behind. And eat.
She can have my sandwich, if she really wants it. I'll just make another.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no, not pepperjack. I'm still not touching that after that time it got all over my butt.
Well, damn. Why you had to call that chapter "but it had pepperjack"? That just totally makes me forgive her right there!
My own fault for not bringing enough for everypony I guess. And not being psychic. Rarity is totally forgiven.
...
But glad she made it evens anyways, even if I forgave her for it.
5108650 The actual fuck?
Please. Explain how this came to pass?
5108934 well, someone from my high school took me to the library to do some survey (i was supposed to be in art class. FFFF-) and when we got to the study room, the chair I was sitting in, and a lot of the floor, were covered in pepperjack. And then, I realized, so was the seat of my pants from sitting in that chair. I had to go get new pants after that.
Before you ask, I have no idea.
She aint getting my sandvich... It got danish peppar salami... Its delichus :3
At least she didn't drink my milkshake.
Or drain my olive oil.
Litreally everytime I read the title, I only think one thing.
Fuck you Rarity.
Rarity is still best pone.
@Takarashi282...
"Regular" button mushrooms are generally not sandwich-friendly since they are small and can fall out easily, nor does it add much in terms of taste &/or texture (with the possible exception if they have been cooked).
Conversely, portabello mushrooms can be quite good on sandwiches due to their larger size; the "trick" being to slice them horizontally (flat), and perhaps lightly cook them (generally grilled or stir-fried). Taste-wise, they can add a hearty taste and more filling texture.
This free culinary informational service brought to you by the Canterlot Institute of Brony Chefs.
5108099 Spike just fire roasts all the meats & melts the cheeses, Toasted buns Yummmy
I don't like peperjack. Rarity you can keep it.
On that day, Rarity learned what true friendship tasted like... and it was delicious.
5108945 Oooooohhhhhhhhhh. You made it sound like you somehow got pepperjack cheese all over your bare buttocks. Great. Now I'm hungry. I blame Rarity.
Pepperjack and raw mushrooms (the whitish-brown kind) do actually sound pretty good.
All I can think when I read the title is Daniel Day-Lewis saying "I drink your milkshake!"
BEST STORY EVER!
sandvich spotted...
sandvich evaluated...
sandvich eaten...
5109516 d00d, ur gonna make me drool...
At the time of my reading this, I was the 115th like and there are still no dislikes.
*Hate bait intensifies*
The cover art was perfectly adorable, and gah, I love pepperjack! Now I'm hungry
Sweet little story though!
5112531 SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG!
5104015 I agree
*Team Fortress 2 reference*
Ech.
SOOOOO many TF2 references in the comments. I love it. But let's not forget about THIS gem:
Best deleted asdf ever.
5117048
Oh, but have you seen this one yet?
5124431 Somehow, no. BUT I HAVE NOW. NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
...
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So you want to go skateboards later?
So I noticed you spelled it as "pepperjack" and "pepper jack". Is that correct? (According to Wikipedia it's two words.)
This got me laughing, added to faves.
5103616 Not to put anyone off, but that sounds like the contents of my bathtub after a heavy night out.
6190802 leave the water running and the drain in the open position. . .
