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The Delirium


I've always enjoyed reading other great fan fictions and I've always had great ideas for ones of my own. Now I write to share those ides with every other fan of mlp,

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After Trixie boasts of her supposedly "high" intelligence, Twilight wants her to prove it. Trixie is forced to take the same IQ test that Twilight took. Once it's graded, the results show that Trixie is, in fact, smarter than her alicorn rival.

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Ego testical rambling commence!

Nice idea. Could be drawn out more, and it needs more of a spark of life to get the characters' personalities across

dick move twi

Short and sweet. I think it could've been drawn out a bit more, but it got a laugh out of me, and I suppose there's not much more you could've done. Nice story you've got here. 8/10.

I like it you need to make a sequel of it where trixie and celestia meet and stuff it made laughter and giggle at the ghosties

Or Twilight discovers that Spike was lying the second time and Trixie really IS smarter, but he was just trying to spare Twily's feelings!

Or, you know, not. 'Cause comedy.

Does that mean that even Derpy Hooves is smarter than Trixie? :pinkiegasp:

Oh fuck you Twilight thats not nice at all! I mean the telling Celestia part.

Still laughed a bit... Short fic tho.

Trixie just doodles,
thank you short attention-
You! Tell Trixie She's pretty!

Can you write another story about Spike saying only one word over and over again?

:rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: oh buy this is good!

"I was kidding when I said you got every question right!"

Saw it coming, but it was funnier in my head.

OOC Twilight, but still an amusing little story.

smarter derpy FTW

Okay just no.

Trixie isn't stupid. She's just eccentric, short-sighted, and self-centered.

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Dude, chill out. It's only a story. It's not real.

4820225 It's egotistical.

Everyone is horribly out of character, and that's not how IQ is measured. IQ is standardized to a normal distribution with mean 100 and standard deviation 15. :facehoof:

And then they kissed. :trixieshiftright::twilightblush:

4820950 I thought it would be something like "I pulled out the wrong paper. That's a 1st grade standardized test."

Trixie goes to Twilight's house and demands to be let in. Twilight has no intention of doing so yet, after only a minute of talking with Trixie, opens her door and lets Trixie in. The results of the test are irrelevant since Trixie just outsmarted Twilight.

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That and in a way, your IQ is a measurement of how well you take IQ tests. I have an IQ of 164 yet there are many things in life I'm completely moronic at.

4821695 you have to remember that it's 5 in the morning and trixie won't let twilight sleep

You guys do know that IQ Tests aren't even widely used anymore, right? Because everyone realized it's NOT an effective way of measuring one's intelligence.

This story doesn't make sense. None of the characters are acting like themselves. They aren't talking like people talk. And why was Trixie even there in the first place?

im worried that their is NOTHING Twilight WOULDN"T tell Celestia

Actually, when you think about it, getting a zero on a multiple choice test is pretty incredible. Even if you just guess randomly, it's almost impossible to miss all of them.

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I'm right there with you.
On a test of intelligence: Aced every question
On a test of social skills: Flunked horribly
On a test of useful trivia: Aced every question
On a test of useless trivia: Barely passed
On a test of how much voltage can be sucked out of a battery: Apparently watches can be turned into tasers.
On a test of how to not look like a dumbass asking a girl out: My foot tastes like failure.

4825034 Well, I dont like that Twilight told everyone, but I dont really blame her for the IQ test. I'm sure that not even Twilight could have guess the score.

Well, this was mean-spirited, they were all out-of-character and just... :ajbemused:

Yeah...you kind of ruin the twist/punchline when you make it the title....
:facehoof:

LEAVE TRIXIE ALONE!
:flutterrage::fluttershyouch::fluttershbad::ajsleepy::fluttershysad::facehoof::applecry::fluttercry:

This was... awful.

Let's be honest, in Spike's position, don't tell me you WOULDN'T pull that stunt too. :moustache:

Well, that was a waste of my time

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Well, that was a waist of thyme.

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Well, that was a melting pot of friendship

2/10 would only fuck if desperate.

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For one. Twilight only told Celestia. Her mother-figure and likely the pony she trusts most in the world. Trixie, who gets work by reputation, will not be bothered if three entities know she is incredibly stupid. Your allusions to Twilight having somehow wronged Trixie or destroyed her social and professional ability are literally all in your head and not supported by the story in any way.

Having a laugh with her confidant over her frenemy being stupid isn't even questionable. They're ponies, they're people. They're not friggin' saints. You don't have to be a jackass to laugh about someone annoying you being absolutely silly. Nor does it make you a jackass for doing so. Trixie waking up the ever-scheduled and ever-busy Twilight is getting off with only a letter to Celestia.

I may not be Twilight Sparkle, but I hit people who wake me up for no good goddamn reason. Anyone coming to wake me up on a whim knows this, and doesn't particularly mind the bruise. Here we have Twilight, whose /schedule/ has been interrupted, by an annoying mare who is yelling about how much better she is than Twilight at the one thing Twilight holds to be nearly inalienable and likely the very core of her self-image. If you can't understand how seriously frustrating this is, you are a lucky person and not qualified to give such a vehement opinion on the subject.

Another "Trixie comes to challenge Twilight without the slightest scrap of a plan, gets beaten and humiliated without the slightest effort" fanfic.

Just... meh.

"Too smart!" Twilight chuckled. "There is now way I would consider you smart."
"Trixie is offended greatly! She is indeed intelligent! She bets she could even be as smart as you, Sparkle."
"You, as smart as me! Don't make me laugh. There is now way you are my intellectual equal."

I think you mean "no way".

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Apparently you maintain the maturity of a ten year-old with a comment like that. How's /b/ these days? That aside, you're talking to the wrong person if you want to gloat about your... heh, misbegotten fury. All the same, you completely failed to disprove anything I said. All you were capable of in the end, was acting like a chump brat. My point stands, and has been proven. Show some shame.

4831164 :trixieshiftleft:These people and their hate of Trixie...

4831241 I don't hate Trixie I just love the fimfics about her, whether they are bad to Trix or not:pinkiesmile:

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