Celestia made her own sandwich today, but something is wrong.
If there's anything being a princess has taught her, it's that sandwiches aren't supposed to talk.
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Cheesey Microwave
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. The second greatest was convincing people that MLP is for little girls only.
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This was... strange... but it was actually pretty funny
Nice work!
I like the idea that Celestia can't read and is basically helpless if she's left by herself. Good story.
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Yeah, I think Equestria and Norway are on equal terms now.
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I..
I just... 
I can't even... 
Celestia
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Oh, my... I don't think I even have any words for this one.
Thanks for writing!
I might have needed that laugh...
You had me till the end. everything else was coming together but the ending sorta ruined it for me. seemed rushed. I think you can come up with a better ending if you wanted.
Um...wow.
I loved this. Thanks for the laugh. 
Sandwitch?
Best random 1-shot since Twilight Gets A Free Salad.
Oh.... oh this is amazing....
...huh. Amusing, but the ending comes across as if you'd been stream-of-consciousness writing for fun, and then suddenly lost interest and decided to end it.
This was very funny. The joke at the end was just perfect XD
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Dafuq did I just read.
Oh Philomena always the jokester you...
Absolutely and joyfully ridiculous, had the same hilarious train-wreck effect as Boris Johnson going down a butter mountain on a skateboard.
...
...
...
Finally someone makes that joke.
4754631 That's the punch line, it's supposed to be abrupt, instead of just the end being a joke, the whole thing's a joke.
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This is to both of you.
Yes, I totally could've made it longer. In fact, I could've made Lula the Talking Sandwich take over Equestria, and the only way she could be defeated was by beating her with the Elements of Harmony, then dumping some toxic and highly unappetizing sludge on her. Then what could've happened was that Luna got mad at Celestia and reawakened Lula, only to be sent to the moon by the sandwich for calling her 'moldy'. Then, Celestia would save the day by eating the sandwich in one bite.
But there's a good reason why I didn't.
Wow..
Sandwiches strike back.. 
MMMMOOOOOoAAAAAARRRRRR
4758102 OH, oh, oh gosh.
Celestia was bested by a sandwich. Very cute.
4761611 If thou dost want moar, wilt thou proofread my next random story and tell me how badly I'm going to fail?
4764832 Why certainly yonder writer. I truly have no better errand in mind at this point of time.
AJ is not amused.
4765670 Why, thou art too late. I have already sent it to be approved by the wonderful and fair moderators who are absolutely the most amazing people that have ever walked this earth. But mayhaps thou couldst go over the next one.
Spike is wearing a moustache.
Ah. So true.
This was... Wow. Just... Wow. 4.5 ster_s.
Sandvich is overpowered, nerf nao
The reason why skyrim only has bread and not any sandwiches. Good day
... I'm speechless.
And then.
Chrylestia.
13/10 strange, upvoted because Chrysalis and Twily Wings. And Luna basically having to hold Celestia's hoof.
"Well, now you know how I felt at the wedding."
1337/10
4764832 hheeeyusss!!! Im a universal editor so sure!
4782944 Oh. Um. Well.
I've actually decided to take a break from spewing random nonsense and calling it a 'story'. Plus, I already have a proofreader for the story I'm working on.
But I'll tell you if I have something I think you'd be interested in. If I remember. Maybe.
4785194 cmon dude we need MOAAAR WHO AGREES MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!??
This story reminds me of this RT short
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...I'm scared.
I read the birds' lines in the voices of Catatafish and the Sparrow Prince from South Park... I think something's wrong with me.
That just happened
Twilight=sandwich
Best food story xd
Raspberry red wine vinegar is amazing