MLP/ Warhammer 40,000 crossover
Warning. Contains:
Gore
You have been warned
A damaged Chaos Space Marine Land Raider is discovered and sent to the Crystal Empire National History Museum. The doors open and an aspiring sorcerer of the thousand sons. How will the dust collecting armour react to the peaceful world of ponies?
Whilst creating my Elder Scrolls/MLP crossover I thought to myself,
'Guns!' I then made this!
On Hiatus until I decide whether to start chapter 3 directly after the end of chapter 2 or a week later.
-Lightning \[T]/
Chapters (2)
>the dust collecting armour
Do you mean he is the Rubric marine? Or is he sorcerer?
Choose only one.
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…I mainly use Khorne related figures, so I don't know much about the Thousand Sons
I'll consult the codex tonight and find out what a 'Rubric Marine' is.
-Lightning \[T]/
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Basicly? Suit of power armor with soul of Thousand Sons marine in it.
Problem? Psykers, which is sorcerers too, cannot be a Rubricae.
Because of Rubric of Ahriman everyone in Thousand sons without even slightest ability to manipulate Warp become a Rubric marine, or Rubricae, what is possessed by soul of marine power armor. They can move, talk and don't give a shit about this bolt hole in them.
But I can be wrong, because everywhere their description and capabilities are different. Somewhere they pretty much like this, elsewhere they just golems.
So you need to choose: either your character is gonna be "the dust collecting armour" or he gonna be sorcerer.
ALL IS DUST!
Good choice on the Thousand Suns bro.
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Oh yea, I know about the whole all is dust part
And the codex is pretty complex, even if I have the new, shiny version.
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Thank you! You know what? I thought I was going to get the new chapter tomorrow. But for you, I'm doin' it now!
-Lightning \[T]/
4724734 You're the Best!
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Don't praise me, PRAISE THE SUN!!!
*sinks into ground*
-Lightning \[T]/
Two words
1.) PROSPERO
2.) BURNS
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Isn't that one of the novels? I think it's the one where the Thousand Sons beat you and your wolves?
-Lightning \[T]/
Uhhhhhh
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ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!
NO. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, NO. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, NO.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? WRITING A FIC ABOUT THE THOUSAND FUCKING SONS WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL YOUR RETARDED ASS IS GOING ON ABOUT? HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD ABOUT AHRIMAN? OR EVEN HIS FUCKING RUBRIC? HOW THE FUCKING MARINES GOT THEIR NAMES? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE FUCKING YIFF YIFF WOLVES CAME IN AND BUTTFUCKED THE THOUSAND SONS WITH THEIR FURRY COCKS? THEN TELL ME WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD GO AND WRITE A GODDAMN FICTION ABOUT THEM? THE FUCKING CHAOS FAGS AREN'T DUST WHEN THEY'RE THE FUCKING SORCERERS! AND EVEN THEN, THEY DON'T MOVE AROUND WHEN THERE AREN'T ANY AROUND TO GET THEIR FUCKING FAGGOTROCIOUS ASSES IN GEAR! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, SHITLORD? THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SO FUCKING WRONG IT'S A GODDAMN JOKE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SORCERER OF TZEENTCH WOULD BE LIKE IN YOUR BOOK, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT HE WOULD JUST GO RIGHT THE FUCK OUT WITH BOTH HANDS SHOVED UP HIS ASS AND SCREAM THEIR BATTLE CRY LIKE SOME PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED KHORNATE BERSERKER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE WOULD DO? FIGURE EVERYTHING OUT BEFORE EVEN LEAVING THE FUCKING TANK, HE WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUCKING FUTURE, OR AT LEAST ACTIVATE SOME OF HIS POWERS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WRITING SOME WARHAMMER 40K FICTION WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING ABOUT THE GODDAMN CHAPTER THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT? FUCK!
I'LL EVEN LET YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU CHOSE A FUCKING RUBRIC MARINE AS YOUR COVER PICTURE, AND THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK OUT! HERE'S WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, SHIT FOR COCK!
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THERE! THERE YOU GO! FUCKING READ UP ON WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE ABOUT BEFORE YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND MAKE UP LORE OFF OF SOMETHING THAT YOU HEARD SOME STUPID ASS NECKBEARD SHOUT WHILE HE WAS MASTURBATING! NOW GO BACK, RE-WRITE THIS CHAOS-INFESTED AIDS-HOLE, AND MAKE IT FUCKING BETTER!
TL;DR:
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+1
I lol'd
4736824 Excellent rage sirah!
I reward you with this rage gif:
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4736824 YOU FUCKING PREACH IT, BROTHER
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ALWAYS ANGRY!
Actually, anyone with any sort of magical ability wasn't turned to dust from Arhimans cock up, so the Aspiring Sorcerer would be perfectly sentient. Also, the story from the Machine Spirit of the Land Raider would be neat.
Well… this was unexpected! Now… how do I decode a comment chain?
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… that was not mentioned in the Codex.
-Lightning \[T]/
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The Rubric Marines were once basic Chaos Marines in the Thousand Sons. Due to someone's fuck-up with their gene-seed, the legion as a whole suffered horrifying, increasingly-debilitating mutations. For a time Magnus managed to stop this shit by striking bargain with Tzeentch (for which he lost his eye BTW), but this worked only till the start of Horus Heresy. This generally sucked, since it meant that increasingly, members of the legion were turning into that which must never be named. Tzeentch, in the Chaos God's proud tradition of not giving a fuck, left the Sons to work out their own solution to the problem, likely so he'd have some entertainment over the weekend.
At some point, trying to help fix this little mutation epidemic, a Sorcerer called Ahzek Ahriman used the knowledge he took from the Book of Magnus (which he was a bearer of), to find a way of curing his legion. He crafted a way to undo the mutations plaguing the legion, and cast an incredibly powerful spell called the Rubric of Ahriman. The spell was successful in stopping the mutation, but only really amongst the command staff - every non-Sorcerer in the legion was reduced to dust and trapped as bound spirits within their sealed power armor for eternity (or at least until the armor was destroyed). "
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Thanks! Now I'm just going to look at my Warhammer 40k wall poster to figure out how I'm going to fix this non-canon into my story!
-Lightning \[T]/
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Ok then, I've finished making the changes, even though I had to create a head-canon/theory to make it possible!
Basically in graphs you often see an anomaly. I used this logic to state that almost every sorcerer had their humanity restored. But every few thousand an anomaly would occur. So a handful of sorcerers where disintegrated and bound to their armour!
-Lightning \[T]/
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If you'd like, I could help, I've got a pretty huge knowledge of the 40k universe.
4736824 Prepare the Predator Angrinators, there some bitches that need to get fucked.
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Thank you, I would very much like that!
Sorry I've replied so late, I've been spending the last week on Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, grinding Orks to get new armour for my World Eater
-Lightning \[T]/
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*Ok Google, search 'Warhammer 40,000 Predator Angrinator*
Ohh… hay, ponies!
-Lightning \[T]/
So, Proofreader, please. Please.
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… maybe once I've finished chapter 3 version googleplex (1 followed by 100 0's)
-Lightning \[T]/
Is this dead? I kinda liked it, though it needed some spelling Che ks. Also, maybe make the chapters longer.
Needs update, i like the
two small pagesstory so far and would be a shame if this diedThis needs updates it really good so far