A Warhammer 40,000/My Little Pony crossover
Celestia and Luna where shooting a cereal commercial when hell breakes loose, and drags them into a world of demons, skull mountains, and the all new Hell-Hogs: Khorne Flakes! Hell-Hogs: Khrone Flakes, a healthier beginning to an eternal service to Khorne! What dangers will Lord Khorne unleash? Will their skulls be added to the skull mountain? Will Khârn ever catch the spilt milk? All (All=none of these, them, etc.) will be revealed shortly!
This is a cure for my writers block, so I don't give a soggy crumpet about what you say!
-Lightning \[T]/
Chapters (1)
STAYS CRUNCHY IN BLOOD!
PERFECTION!
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Really? Wow… maybe perfectly insane might work?
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Hmm… blood might make a better milk substitute
-Lightning \[T]/
"skull mountain"?
Wasn't it the skull throne?
"Skulls for the skull throne" and all that?
4901095 I was thinking Freaking Dementedly Nutty.
What in the name of the Emperor did you just fucking squawk about me, you little Tzeentchspawn? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Inquisition, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the forces of Chaos, and I have over 30,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in the Ordo Hereticus and I’m the top Inquisitor in the entire Imperium. You are nothing to me but just another cultist. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sub-sector, mark my fucking words, heretic. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of muhreens across the starmap and your name is being traced right now so you better prepare for the exterminatus, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your home world. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my power fist. Not only am I extensively trained in power weapon combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Astrates and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Holy Terra, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “heretical" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. I will shit holy fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Nurgling.
Why? Just.... Why....
4901095 Plus I'm such a huge nerd about Warhammer 40k!
4901118 No, the throne is Bronze, and sits atop a mountain of skulls. Also: EXACTLY! AS! PLANNED!
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Dakka dakka dakka...
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But what about the throne of the skulls Khorne and his swishy cape sat on?
4901127
And I have an army of Daemons! Plus, a red, swishy cape! I bet you only have a cloak! Capes are better.
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Don't blame me, it's my birthday… no, really, it is!
-Lightning \[T]/
4901172 GOD DAMN IT LIGHTNING!
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Yea, Tarkus! [-|-]
…I prefer crumpets with marmite and salt on it.
You can see that I am the author of this fic
-Lightning \[T]/
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4901225 funny you say that, In my first dark souls profile I wear all +5 black iron armor and +5 great lord great sword, so yeah, call me Tarkus all you want [T]
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I tried to cosplay as the pursuer with Black Iron armour. Steel works better though.
P.S do you have any spare cleansing shield, abyss great-sword, and/or Atorias armour you could sell? I have some boss souls I got from NG+
-Lightning \[T]/
4901341 naw man, I don't have any of the dlc, I just have the regular dark souls
4901155
Ah yes, just took a look at the wiki, had the wrong idea.
Also, what plan?
4901172 You stole my birthday you heretic! I bet Draigo doesn't cook red velvet cake for you. *sniff* I'll.... kill you.... or something! *mumble* stupid heretics
This seems like a good idea. but the syntax (aka grammar and paragraph spacing) for the first part just made me want to puke, so I couldn't bring myself to finish it up.
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Sorry, I guess two hours writing then blindly submitting does'nt really mean there's no grammar errors
I'll try to fix it tonight or whenever I'm not doing my critical studies in art!
Basically I make a joke or two Kharn the betrayer acts like a sissy doing matrix stuff.
-Lightning \[T]/
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!
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