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Best of British, lads! This is a group for people who live in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, where we can get together, post stories and circlejerk with each other about how our respective countries are much better than every other country in the Union, especially England. The Republic of Ireland is also welcome to join in, as long as you don't blow up any more of our stuff.

Post up anything you like! British author, British crossover, British... spelling... all is welcome. You can use your own judgement to decide if a story you want to add is suitable or not.
But please add it to the folder, not the front page!

Finally, as a courtesy, I would like to politely request that every Johnny Foreigner looking at this page right now ensure that they keep a muzzle attached firmly to their rabid jaws, and clean up any mess they might make on our walkways.

Thanks!

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He, in fact, did not.

What is your opinion on the EU's Travelling Circus?

#RememberThem

Almost Rememberance Day, lads.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

,John McCrae, May 1915

We can do nothing more than try and make the most of any situation, good or bad.
As we say in Britain.
A stiff-upper lip is the key.

As a british man, I look forward to leaving the Eurocrat's Union. Springtime for England and the winners! Winter for Merkel and her reich!

The Republic of Ireland is also welcome to join in, as long as you don't blow up any more of our stuff.

haha nice one

Does anyone like the Vicar of Dibley?

I don't actually like tea.
Is this the part where I turn and run the other way?

Does it count if 1.) part of my DNA comes from England, and 2.) the country I live in was once part of Britain?

Oh look we seceded from the European Union

We're fucked

"Finally, as a courtesy, I would like to politely request that every Johnny Foreigner looking at this page right now ensure that they keep a muzzle attached firmly to their rabid jaws, and clean up any mess they might make on our walkways."

Dont mind me, just a Johnny Foreigner passing through.
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Relax guys its a joke. I have much respect for our brothers (cousins at least?) in the English Language.

I had no idea there were this many British members haha

I don't live in England, but I am part British, do I get a spot here?:applejackunsure:

396863 the most frivolous word I find is their mollestation of the word Aluminium. I feel that the only thing I can do is smile and nod in order to moan about it later in the hopes that, in future, they will try harder.

Niche is the finishing sparkle of oddity that completes the trifecter of stranger pronunciations that leaves my frail tea ridden body all aquiver.

But apart from that, they are nice :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Living Madness deleted Apr 20th, 2016
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