I write fanfiction. About ponies. And relevant topics. I hate these things so much, as I have a lot to say and no where near enough room to say it.
What happens when the Russian Airborne Infantry arrives in Equestria due to nothing more cliche then an accident? Utter madness.
"Никто, кроме нас."-Motto of the ВДВ
Nobody but us.
Note: I'm not the best at this, and I will list more characters as they are mentioned.
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Thumb down, sorry.
Слишком раково. Кривые описания. Кривой язык. Недружбомагичный сэттинг.
Не хотет.
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lol
cancerous
... This is a good story. A change from the "Oh look, you're an alien? Cool, lemme get you some lemonade and talk!" Shit that's been going around on some terrible stories. Well, its also due to the fact that I love me some Ruskies! Au Revoir!
~Onward and Upwards!
Матчасть недоизучена.
Абаканы и БМД-3 на учениях? И боевые укладки для всего? На йух такие идейки.
КГ/АМ
Bah.
А в фонтане они купаться будут?
П.с. читать наврядли буду ибо русские фимфики не доставляют
The thumbnail alone made me like this. I love soviet weaponry a lot, and I have that exact same video too. My character in my fiction uses the classic AKM. Word of advice, you should correct your spelling and review it before putting up. And thank you for not making the humans weak like I see a lot of them in the other fan fictions. Keep it up!
Wow, this is pretty good :D
Thank you for all the support guys! I'll be sure to go back and edit it.
Yes. All of my yes.
Korocho menya russki tovarishch. DAVAI! ura haha
man this story is going to be awesome
Because attacking an unknown force is the way to win
lol da pony meat is da good stuff
Those ponies better learn to respect leader Putin, and not that tyrant Princess Celestia. They also better start learning Russian!!!
Stupid little ponies think they can fight the mother Russia's army
Then the USA shows up and pwns the russians (no offence, but yeah Hurt ponies = get pwned)
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They were acting in self defence.
1722522 Haha that is funny. As if your puny excuse of special forces could even make a scratch on a spetsnaz operative. The US would probably show up then a man would go down and they would retreat and cry about him.
1724946 That was very stereotypical and offensive. Asshole, you don't even belong on this site for that
1725396>>1724946 it would be nice if the arguing would stop.
1725396 Go cry about it I am not being stereotypical but maybe offensive. But look who's talking eh? Check out your own comment before you try to insult me fucking hypocrite.
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I'd love to fight, but do it in PMs if you want.
1725825 No thank you I for one actually have a life and don't spend the whole day on this website arguing with children. I come here to actually read stories and I occasionally correct people who seem obnoxious to me. However if you wish to keep messaging me insults feel free. I cannot promise I will read them.
beware of the bear...
http://fav.me/d2i4k8i Ghost "Hey buddy how about you and your friends step away From the princess".
ps.keep up the good work. I wonder whats going too happen next.
When the Russians got nothing to do, they invade a cartoon land.
CH1 feedback
I came by because I saw "VDV" and "Equestria" together. I just had to look. I'm enjoying it so far as am absurdist piece and I will read it all.
So far, the plot is extremely nebulous and I'm not really finding any comedy. Also, the Russian is pretty weak. It looks like Google Translate. I have some Knowledge of Russian, so let me help you with that.
"Что это за дерьмо?" should be "Что же этот дерьмо?"
"Американцы? Что за хрень!?" should be "Какая хуйня это?"
Russians don't tend to use "shit" as a major element of profanity. "Что это за дерьмо?" Could likely be replaced with just simply "Что же это?" since it's not meant to be too obscene. It's more like "What the hell is that?" Now, "Американцы? Что за хрень!?" seems to be intended to be more obscene in a strong way. "Ёбанный в рот!" is MUCH stronger, with an approximate English equivalent being something like "Goddamn fucking bullshit!". It is actually mat, which is strong Russian profanity.
2518432 Sorry, I don't speak Russian. Thank you though, good sir.
CH2
Other than Lyra's alleged obsession with humans, I'm not seeing much humor in this at all. Just because it's lighthearted doesn't make it funny.
CH3
This reads like a weaksauce attempt at grimdark.
CH4
Gonna have to read this some time later.
: A message from an actual Russian officer:
"Dear american schoolboy, did you play too much CoD? Where did you manage to get this impression of russian army? Red Alert? Operation Flashpoint? What happened to all the bears with vodka and balalaika? Maybe I didn't serve in VDV, but my military branch is not that much different from mine. This clusterfuck you've written made me puke further than I can see, lol. Write something about murrican murheens instead.
-Sincerely butthurt, Lieutenant Bebel, radioelectronic warfare specialist
This text was translated by Sabban. Bebel doesn't actually speak engrish.
3235572 Wait, I pissed him off like that? That's fucking grand.
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No, he didn't sound pissed on skype. :3
3235685 Still funny though.
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It didn't sound that horrible in russian, for some reason when you translate shit like this it comes out sounding really mean, I don't know why, lol.
its funny because if you think its not your off to the gulag
Man.., this story was all over the place..
It could use some work. It was difficult to follow through what the hay was happening. A small music video of the VDV doesn't help in the slightest, either.