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It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

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What did Pinkie really do before she came to Ponyville? One day a mysterious customer walks into Sugar Cube Corner...

This is just a quick one-shot that I had in my head for a while and decided that it needed to be written.

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And then, just another Time Lord had just another day in Ponyville.

OH.MY.GOD.
That was AWESOME!
5/5 insane pinkie pies for you
:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

I like it it, but why on earth would Pinkie realise the stallion knew she was a hired killer just from him calling her Pinkamena? That's her name, a name she openly told to he CMC when she told them how she got her cutie mark. If that was really her alias as a killer, the Equestrian police force would need to be pretty bloody stupid not to realise that the pony called Pinkamena was in fact the assassin called Pinkamena

Well I saw that coming! What an idiot... Seriously you don't threaten the pony who did all the things he described. She refuses and you say, "okay!" The flipping end! I'm yelling at the fictional character... not the writer... The writer is good because he made violent Pinkie funny. Five hundred points for making me laugh and four kudos to Pinkie for four amazing kills.

i kinda want to see more of this were she goes back to her old ways of killing criminal as a side job

Dr. Splitter, rouge scientist.

Here's a pretty common error. The word you want is 'rogue' not 'rouge'. 'Rouge' is makeup, a color and an anthropomorphic bat. A 'rogue' is an outlaw.

4908099 Now that is something I genuinely did not know. :twilightblush:

And the moral of the story is that when threatening a killer, always keep in mind that they have murdered their way out of previous problems.

5128459 Really i was thinking this through the whole thing.. He really wanted to piss off the pony that could kill someone and no one would ever know how? thats about as smart as leaving a cake in front of celestia and thinking it will be there the next day.

The mistery of the strange stallion in the middle of the Lake

Does EIA stand for Equestrian Intelligence Agency?

Pinkie better hope that her victim didn't tell any of his higher-ups what he was trying to do. And that he didn't have a good reason for it.

Why does this remind me of the X-Files?

Special Agent Pinkie Pie, EIA. :pinkiecrazy:

:moustache:

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Except she was a GOVERNMENT assassin, so any police officer who, via his job, or simply some accident learned her name would keep their mouth shut. They certainly wouldn't be arresting her, she's literally their secret weapon.

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-All she'd have to do is explain what he threatened her with... she might be a retired secret weapon, but she is currently one of the operators bonded to the country's ultimate weapon.

Came here from the Sweetie Belle story; this is a pretty interesting backstory for Pinkie Pie and I like the idea of her having this kind of other side

For such a brief story, this is quite well written and thought-provoking as well. Pinkie’s ability to appear anyplace, anytime would make her the perfect assassin...

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Thanks, I wrote it awhile ago. It's far from perfect but I liked, and still like, the idea that Pinkie is secretly an assassin.

Best pony pinkie did nothing wrong.

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