Ponyville gets a new casino, but the owner is determined to keep it a family friendly place. Rather than try to fight vice with muscle or bribery he turns to the most powerful weapon he's ever encountered; the adorableness of everyone's favorite unicorn filly.
Thanks to Brumby_Run for both coming up with the idea as well as pre-reading for me. and to Alovelylittlecomplex for editing.
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This story could really use some original cover art, perhaps a picture of Sweetie Belle in a vest and I have no artistic talent. Can anyone help a brony out?
Chapters (7)
Weaponized adorableness… I like it.
Hhmmmmm. I think this just may lead to something great......
Oh, I do hope that this story continues soon. Sweetie Belle's sales pitch certainly had me convinced.
4583598 Ask and ye shall receive. Look for an update later today.
Weapon-grade cuteness....I predict this won't end well.
I'm not sure how to react to t- Damnit, stop laughing, Me!
That filly is either a damn good actress, or too innocent and adorable for anypony's good.
Awesome continuation of the first chapter, and just what I had hoped this story would be. I came for the jokes and stayed for the hideous carpeting.
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weaponized cuteness is a dangerous thing. Glad you are liking the story.
It was a mistake to read it all at once my roommate has been asking what the hell I've been squeeeing at the last half hour
Sweetie Belle is indeed a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker. Mushroom clouds of lethally radioactive cuteness, that is...
I'll just leave this here.
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4633403 Ha, poor Sweetie Belle too adorable for her own good.
4633482 Thanks, but in the words of a friend of mine, that place scares me.
Hey, if the casino business doesn't work out, I'm sure he can get a janitorial position at the palace!
That was hilarious. You need to update more!
Disappointing the customer rarely pays off long term. Sweetie Bell sounds like a great asset in the short term, but Royal Flush is going to need to come up with a whole lot of family - friendly activities real fast, since the single stallions are going to stop showing up real soon. Maybe his goal should be to have the place be like a Dave & Busters, but with gambling?
4637641 but if customers didn't come back sweetie belle would be sad
and nopony wants that 
Another wonderful chapter, I can't wait for the next one.
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My prediction is that Gala will come to the casino to see if her coltfriend was lying, and then tell all her friends about that adorable filly so they will come, too.
It's a downright nefarious scheme.
Royal Flush is playing a dangerous game weaponised cuteness is no laughing matter. It claims hundreds of lives every year.
forget sweetie being a blackjack dealer sweetie belle mob boss YAY
Somebody say Blackjack?
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well maybe it's time to bring in dinky doo for the poker table? or is the casino not reinforced to handle a class 27 adorability index?
4830170 Love the FNV picture.
Mugsy: "Okay, dis is how it's gonna work. Yous gonna leave Ms. Belle alone, or you'll be findin yourself wearin a set of cement horseshoes. Capiche?"
Diamond Tiara: "YES! YES! I UNDERSTAND! JUST PLEASE DON'T BREAK ANY MORE OF MY STUFF!"
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The what?
Thats Blackjack from Project Horizons.
4830935 Oh
I thought it was a ponified Fallout New Vegas because of the armor and the thing on the wrist area of the pony. 
Never mind.
This story is hilarious and entertaining and you deserve praise.
4839140 Thank you. I enjoy writing it.
4839140 I agree
This paragraph reminded me of the Hitman games so much, that afterwards I couldn't help but read Shadow's lines in Agent 47's voice.
I found this story at a good time.
I'm looking forwards to more.
A...casino owner wanting to make a completely LEGIT and above board casino?! Equestria truly is a fantasy world...
Is Sweetie Belle going to find herself a Don by the end of this story without even knowing it?
sweetie belle has muscle and doesn't realise it, i am scared.
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She'll get her cutie mark in running an organized crime syndicate in the nicest, sweetest way possible.
4908076 What would that even look like?
4908076 What would that even look like?
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A pony version of Scarface with a big smile on his face maybe?
4909267 Cool.
I don't know who Quick Splint is. Please tell me who he is.
4983971 he's the name I used for the head trainer of the Wonderbolts in a different story, like I said no connection, just needed a name.
This piece of fan fiction is so illuminating. I've been doing it all wrong. Thank you. Wow, I could have read as many pages as Fallout Equestria for this one.
4998021 I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but thanks. This is meant to be a fun little story, and I'm glad you're enjoying it.
Time to get the buck out!
After thinking about it for a little while I think I can see Pinkie as a wetworks agent for Equestria. All she wants to do is make her friends smile, and she's willing to do whatever it takes to see them smile. If certain bad ponies have to disappear for her friends to smile again then that's what Pinkie's gonna do.
Though there was a distinct lack of Sweetie Bell in this chapter. More Sweetie Bell!
Please?
If you want a picture of Sweetie with a dress, there is one in this fic
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/186356/casino-night
If you like it, you need to ask the author for the image.
maybe pinkie needs to make a note to the mob the casino is already protected by a deadlier power?
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4907467 It's funny because it's true!