Princess Twilight is overwhelmed. Too much to do, not enough time. And on top of everything else, she's started to dream of a strange creature. The settings change, as do the outfits he wears. But it's always the same smooth voiced 'human', whatever that is. He has some good advice on life and finding happiness, if you can get past the smirk.
And he says his name is George Clooney.
Non mature FB 4/14-4/15
(Happy One Year anniversary, Fimfic. This is the weirdest thing I've ever written. Also, the only HiE story I will ever write. Good luck.)
(Also, note: rated 'everyone' but again, it's PG. Contains Alcohol and Adult Conversations).
(Pre-read in parts by Cola Bubble Gum, passed the Skeeter the Lurker 'pfft' test.)
Chapters (3)
This is what I have been searching for my entire life.
Low likes and views... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! I enjoy this odd tale.
4234032 This comment made me laugh a LOT more than it should have
This... needs to continue.
4234248 and how!
...Did you just...?
...Holy shit you did.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Who or what indeed...
Also, that's a hell of a schedule she's got...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Yes. Oh my yes.
Cloony is played very well in this gem of a fic.
Oh... And:
Miiiight wanna catch that...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Einhander, what have you done?
4234973 because he is our omnipresent lurker god
and only he can make signing off look cool
This turned out to actually be a good fic that took a weird premise and made it somewhat serious.
It has the right balance between goofy and realistic. I would really enjoy reading more of this.
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Sure it isn't Danny Ocean?
I don't normally read Human in Equestria fics but....
CLOONEY
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I think the best part about this is that I get to listen to George Clooney's smooth, velvety voice in my head when I'm reading his lines.
That voice... *shivers of joy*
I only have two words for this:
Thank You.
...This concept. Oh god, this concept. And the execution... Brilliant.
Please, carry on.
Is it sad that I saw the name George Clooney in the feature box and immediately knew that you wrote it?
No, it is not.
4237527 I yam what I yam.
Came for the ridiculous concept. Staying for the brilliant execution!
I loved this story
Wow, man, an elegant reading you have here, favorited and following.
This is why its important to delegate some of these responsibilities, Twilight. You needn't work yourself to the bone if you pick a few ponies who can share the burden with you. Leadership is your second, unofficial talent, so use it to lead ponies to lead the rest of Equestria with you.
Until the show proves otherwise, I'm going to assume that Twilight is so good at delegating her princess duties onto other government workers that she can live her life as unfettered as she did before her coronation. How else can one explain why we haven't seen her do anything remotely resembling actual princess duties?
4236019 Hee. Actually you captured The Clooney quite well here.
I am loving this fic but I must ask, why must you perpetuate the notion that ponies don't know what hands are?
4316358 well by the fact that nobody in ponyville knew what a zebra was i believe minotaurs are something no one has met either.Since there is no internet and at school they don't teach mino history or at least not to the foals.I do think however it's silly that twilight doesn't know about them.Well in the show she didn't ask so maybe she had this question in her mind for a while.
Oh my gosh. I wish this was continued. It's fantastic!
George Clooney would be the best conscience.
I am listening