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Einhander


Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

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A villain shows up, picks a fight with Ponyville, is defeated, and slinks off into the night, either having learned their lesson or plotting their next move and revenge. And then, a new villain will come and test Twilight Sparkle and Co., and the cycle begins again. Because this is how it works. Right?

Think again.

Underneath the town is a series of rooms where the villains are held, waiting for their chance to shine. And it's up to the mares and stallions of G3 (formerly G1) to make sure that the system keeps running. With each villain comes a lesson. Upstairs is watching. And when the villains are done, they go back in their cells.

But these creatures didn't ask to be there. They don't want to keep doing what they're doing. They want out.

ARTWORK: dreamingnoctis.

PRE-READERS/EDITORS: TheLastBrunnenG, Cola Bubble Gum

NOTE: Why yes, this is a riff/rip off/"re-imagination" of the the amazing film THE CABIN IN THE WOODS. No previous knowledge of that movie is required to follow this story. But you should go rent the movie immediately.

NOTE 2: Set in an AU around the time of 'Magic Duel'.

Rated Teen/Gore because... well, it's not GrimDark, but it IS going to be a very dark PG-13. Pitch Black Comedy, if you will.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 18 )

Damn. This is creepy.

I loved it.

SCP meets MLP... Villain style.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Off to a great start! I do have one question, though--why G3? I'm assuming that it's referring to the "generation" and I've always heard that FiM is G4.

That's interesting... Didn't watch that cabin in the wood or don't remember.

First thing i though its gonna be The Cube crossover

This should be interesting.

Well, this should certainly be interesting. I eagerly await any future chapters!

This has all the makings of a classic; the creepiness, the suspense, and the potential to have the horseapples hit the fan!

Love the fact that Gilda is the one whose figured it out to be fake; bet a few of the others have too!

Can't wait to see where it goes.

:twilightoops:Does Celestia know about this, cause this is just sadistic.

Reminds me of The Cabin in the Woods, the movie.

I love this!!!!!!!!!!! please update soon, pllllleeeeeaaasseeee???

Still waiting on an update; please don't forget about this...:pinkiesad2:

3563373 I won't. Sorry, I have too many stories and it's my own damn fault.

3356296 More like The Cabin In The Woods because of some of the following reasons:

1) The music in the video in the Author's Notes is the song that plays in the The Cabin In The Woods trailer.
Trailer (The song is remixed to fit the theme of the trailer):

Just replace the cabin with Ponyville in your mind.


2) The cells of the villains are the same as the cages in The Cabin In The Woods.
What the cages look like:

3) The control room in the beginning is the same room in The Cabin In The Woods. The difference between the two is that the buttons are bigger in The Cells.


4) The staff are goofy sometimes. Again, The Cabin In The Woods.
A taste of what their personalities might be like (Skip to 0:39):

Another one:

One last scene (It's a loop):

5) The "Crossover" tag. Self-explanatory what the crossover is.

Just stating what the crossover is. No hard feelings. :twilightsmile:

P.S. I bet THIS is going to happen at the near-end of the story:

Best. Movie. EVER.

3917759

Never saw that movie. Never cared for it.

Also, you botched the tags. It's [url=]

Or you could have simply embedded the video.

In any case, it still feels like SCP to me.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3917778 *chews a piece of a banana (Not sure why I'm typing that)* Mmm... Okay. I do agree that the "putting monsters in cages" thing is like SCP.

Huh? What do you mean I botched the tags? They look fine to me. Unless you read the comment when I accidently posted it and had to edit and proofread it for a while.

3918287

Much better.

~Skeeter The Lurker

New Group Called:
The Einhander Gang
open to all fans of Einhander

Ooo, this will be good...if it ever updates

Yep. SCP related all right. I hate the stories where Pinkie is an SCP. That's just stupid.

So...continue.

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