This story is a sequel to The Alicorn Instinct
Set after The Alicorn Instinct, but before The Endless Nightmare
Isn't it strange what one little argument can do?
Well as our Human and his pink Princess come to discover, one argument can cause so much more than a little heartache.
Cover Art done by the brilliant Shadow Bolt!
A new story? I'm on that shit.
Alex needs to learn the three men rules of being in a relationship.
Rule 1: The girlfriend/wife is always right.
Rule 2: Even if the facts show that the girlfriend/wife is wrong, refer to Rule 1.
Rule 3: If you even find yourself winning an argument against the girlfriend/wife, apologize immediately.
Wooo new story by most awesomest author on fimfiction!
I am Cadance.
Resistance is futile.
You will love me.
feh...
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hef...
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Huff...
Well, obviously Alex is in the right here. He did make a promise.
And breaking a promise is the fastest way to lose a friend.
Forever.
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ffuH...
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You amuse me. You get an upvote.
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I aim to please
Alex all the way, I know I'd go crazy if I couldn't see my best friend for months on end
Let the games begin!!!
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Yup. He's fucked.
I don't know what to say about this story; I felt like I've already read this story before. The only thing that bothers me is that you started another story when you already have others that have yet to be finished. I often find myself waiting for new chapters for one of your stories, but a new story appears and the story that I've been waiting on get neglected. Either way, good job.
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The only one I have yet to finish is The Endless Nightmare, which I've already said that I'd be working on after this.
Son Of My Eye has been canceled, and The Royal Break Up Chronicles is on pause until I finish Chrysalis's Chronicle.
Makes little sense to do another chronicle without finishing Chrissy's one first XD
In any case, that's that.
Thanks for the compliment
3850247 Well damn dont matter who I think is right then.
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Yeah, that's this song was invented:
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Cadance the lady is always right
Alex
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I've been waiting for this for long time, and I don't know who is right if they don't settle there differences Cadence well end up with some other Stallion, and Alex well have nothing, like have empty shell of his heart.
Well my unbiased opinion is that Alex is in the right. However with women this quote is necessary," I reject your reality and substitute my own." In other words logic has no power here XD
Alex
AlexxCandance Iwas mising this romance but one question you will finish T.E.N after you finish never judge?
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I'll finish it after I've done this XD
3850912 Glad to hear it.
HAHAHA YES!!! ANOTHER CADANCE AND ALEX FIC!! FINALLY!!
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great story cant wait so to see how the rest unfolds
I have to agree with Alex on this one, I mean he does spend heaps of time with her and so one night he goes out with Shining and she gets all pissy... Bloody mares.
3850247 Yeah well that's just the way things are and it fucking sucks for us guys.
3850258 You got dat right!
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Yeah and whoever thumbed me down is not going to be getting any anytime soon. Sucks to be those poor SOBs
3851105 DW I thumbed up xD
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I'm still trying to figure out where all these fecking downvotes are coming from
Seriously downvoters, at least give me a hint
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You have the word "Human" in the tag list. That's why
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Really?
That's a bit sad
3851144 Not really. You wrote a clopfic with humans. Get in line with the other ten million author's who've done it and gained a thousand followers.
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I'm pretty sure I'm somewhere in the middle of that line XD
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It really is, but that's just how it goes. People downvote things that they dislike when it comes to subject matter (or as they say, "principle") instead of whether or not it's actually a well written story. It's really pathetic. If I don't like the subject matter, I don't read it and leave it alone. If I read something, and then can list rational, literary reasons why I dislike it, then I'll thumb it down.
EDIT: I love my browser's autocorrect. It'll "fix" things that are actually correct. Like fixing "written" to "write"...
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I wish there were more people like you then
3851161 *shrugs*
Probably. Anyways, Human+clop is very controversial here. Either you're like me, and you fucking hate it, or you're like all the other sexually frustrated manchildren and you can't get enough of it.
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I'm neither, I just write it because I can, and apparently I'm pretty good at it too. At least if my follower count is anything to go by
3851177 Well that's good. I respect you as an author, and when I say this I am in no way trying to bash you down.
But getting followers by writing human clopfics isn't any harder than getting wet in the rain.
Even if you write it like absolute garbage, people still like it for reasons unknown to me. being good is a bonus, but it's barely a contribution when it comes to collecting brainless sheep.
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And if you hate it so bad, why are you reading it? Seems like a dumb reason to downvote something if you know you will dislike it in the first place. Besides, there's no clop in this story (at least not yet).
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They are the vocal minority, while the rest (like myself) are the silent majority.
3851196 One, I wasn't talking to you. And two, I'm not reading the story, I'm looking at the comments.
Also *much. The correct term is "hate it so much."
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I like to think most of my followers came from Never Judge A Bug, which has maybe 2000 ish words of clop in the entire story.
Though I'm most likely dreaming, all well, it's a good dream
3851207 I don't know you, so I can't judge that. I hope they did as well if that's the case.
Yeah Alex is gonna be on the couch for awhile... Hopefully he still has his playcolts because if he doesn't he is gonna have some serious blue balls
Phil Collins said it best... sang it best "We Had A Life, We Had A love, But You Don't Know What You Got Till You Lose It"Phil Collins. But Seriously,1989,Atlantic Records, track 4, Something Happened On The Way To Heaven
Somepony really needs a hug. I bet Cadence will listen to Equestrias version of Steve Perry, Richard Marx, or Phil Collins.
the relation of the three artists... they all sing love songs.
What home? Cadence is pist as hell at you Alex. I suggest you run for your life.
Hey its like The Hangover!
A bit of an argument? You left her alone without you, she more than likely had to deal with high class nobles and other shit. Bottom line, Alex you were a complete ass.
And I blew her off because getting drunk is more important than the happiness of my lover.
Well mom It will certainly make me a jack ass and most likely sign my death warrant.
In all I have to agree with Cadence... I mean from my experience with relationships the mare is always right.
Edit- After re-reading the story I must say I am somewhere in the middle. Both Alex and Cadence have reasons to be pist off so as of 9:59 AM 1/27/2014 I am undecided.
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Aye.
Believe it or not, I'm not even planning to put clop in this story. The sex tag is there just in case the mods don't like some of the...uhh, mature talk.
Mature tag is there for language, nothing else.
I was contemplating on making it a teen with no S-tag, but was a little bit nervous that it wouldn't get approved by the mods if I did
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One: You don't have be to a fucking asshole about it.
Two: The point still stands, why are you here if you hate the subject matter.
Three: Stand guard for ten hours, and then come talk to me about grammar.