• Member Since 7th Oct, 2013
  • offline last seen Jan 1st, 2017

TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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Larry the lightbulb has been unscrewed from his comfy socket by the number one minion to the purple horse of ultimate evilness. With his trusty flying steed Jeff, and a ton of light bulb power, Larry will show them who's boss, for the glory of the god of light bulbs: Thomas Edison.


Cover art by the ridiculously, indescribably amazing NarwhalUnicorn.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 99 )

:rainbowderp: Okay, I'm just going to walk away now...

Watt the hell? :rainbowlaugh:

Also, just for your illumination: equine hooves are in fact essentially very large toenails, not bone. The underside, or "frog", of the hoof is in fact spongy, rubbery, and not impervious to painful damage.

You might wanna hit Wikipedia and do a little light reading on equine anatomy. :raritywink:

This is the most brilliant art. Up there with Impressionism and Nikki Minaj's music. Dis be crazay sheit.

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Oh. Sorry 'bout that. On another note, thank you sooo much for the fave, Moth! Seriously, that's a really big honor for me.

3845048 Hey, this is some epic level fucked up shit. I wanna see where it goes. :rainbowlaugh:

Um. Did your idea bulb run away before making this story too?

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... random downvote okay...

Nothing. You know, little idea bulb that pops up above heads when you've got a great idea...

It was the first stupid thing that could come to mind, since I didn't feel content with just giving a really blank comment.

3845118

I appreciate your comment then, but no, my ideas are functioning as well as they always have. I'm sorry you didn't like my story, though. Thanks for commenting.

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Actually, I did like it. I was just stuck with "Um" because... uh... well, I still can't figure out what to say about the story. I'm drawing blanks.

It was that random.

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You liked it? Awesome! I have only one question now. Why did you downvote it?

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I didn't downvote it. Wasn't me.

3845149 He didn't. He was merely stating how his first comment had two downvotes.

Just clearing the confusion. :3

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Ohhhh. Thanks for clearing that up. :scootangel:

3845181 No problem! Also, I just read your story.

Your new name is Jeff. Jeff the soul-eating, invincible bird of doom. Or just Jeff the owl. It's your choice, big guy.

I lol'd.

3845439 The cover art is NSFW because his screw cap is showing and it kinda looks like a butt hole

3845451 That or he has a tumor, Oh the tragedy!

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Let's go with the tumor thing. I don't want knighty to ban me for posting light bulb porn.

3845463 As long as you write about it I'm sure he will add it to his favourites list

I'm just kidding don't ban me knighty

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned, that if you don't take care of your pets, they can run away with a paranoic light bulb.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Stay calm. Don't leave home. I'm sending you a new batch of Olanzapine.
Yours,
Princess Celestia.

I wonder what other bright ideas Larry will come up with.
Pun quite possibly intended, hehe.

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Puns are fun, mate. Also, I have a few ideas up my sleeves.

It had some sort of rubber like material over it. Some substance to make it easier to turn, likely made for earth ponies to open with their mouths.

Oh my GOD, you have solved the mystery of the ages. :pinkiegasp:

When it was over, Spike felt like he had scraped his finger nails across glass, except that his entire body felt this way. It was very much not a good feeling.

OH MY GOD DUDE that's the most horrifying mental image ever! :pinkiesick:

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I know.


Scccccccrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeechhhh. :trollestia:

There is a lightbulb advertisement directly to the right of this story.

...Not sure if ironic or boss...

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That's epic. Also, woo! You commented on my story.

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I love that picture, as well as the story you wrote with that as the story pic.

3853976 Heh, I know, right? That pic just...says SO much...

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In her defense, she has been caught on camera at better moments.

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