• Member Since 6th Aug, 2013
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Daemon McRae


The magic comedy hoers.

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Some ponies think that a life of crime doesn't pay. That it's all getting shot and doing drugs and spending time in jail. The reality?

It's like any other job. Tedious, meticulous, and rarely as exciting as it looks.

Sometimes the most exciting things that happen when you're a career criminal aren't even on the job. And sometimes, even in the midst of explosions, bank heists, and drug deals, you still have time to yawn. Or crack a few bad jokes.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 26 )

It seems that this story is placed in the Fast and Furious verse.

RIP Paul Walker

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It was too soooooooooooooon! :fluttershbad:

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I feel your pain.

*offers Bob a big ol' hug*

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He was just getting his more serious acting career getting off the ground as well. This feels like Heath Ledger all over again! :raritycry:

Kind of got a Tarintino vibe from it.

Every chapter like this? That would be ... appropriate. Especially if that means they'll just pop out at random to surprise us every once in a while.

holding the small coin in his hand.

I thought the chapter was somehow humanized at first.

his is the cheapest medal you can actually use

*Metal

climbed into the back of the fan.

And that made me imagine them riding a giant fan around town. Unintentional humor yay!

This is a good story. It doesn't try to make a plot out of this stuff. It's just fun for the sake of fun, and that's good.

"ringing noise noise?"?

Good chapter I guess, bit short, but funny.

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"ringing noise noise?"?

You're hallucinating. Might wanna fix that.

:scootangel:

Is this going to turn into Oceans 11? Because for some reason I imagined Ocean's 11 at that last line.

Also loving how damn CASUAL these guys are about robbing a bank. It isn't a thrill for them, it's just another Tuesday.

Powder is orange. He's Ginger Powder!

Getting a Westlake vibe from these. Excellent.

Very good story here! :pinkiecrazy:

I'm now reminded of Marv from the first two Home Alones.

Las Pegasus huh? This'll be good.

This is Awesome! :pinkiehappy:

Need more this is getting awesome

I really love how casual these two are about committing crimes. I also really like the team dynamic duo they have going on. Also, how are they like not on some kind of watch-list for having criminal names/cutie marks?

"What in Celestia’s sweat-stained strap-on is ‘vising’?"

PPPPPHHHHHHHH-

“Sweet Baby Celestia impale me upon your tiny horn that I might bleed out and die.”

:rainbowlaugh:

This is fricken amazing!

Neat, second 4 year old story in a couple weeks to come back to life.

Getting a bit of a Coen feel from this, though this is a touch easier to follow.

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