"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

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Horrifically Fun

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Just a regular guy, going to college in Dallas.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The man without a plan.

A fellow traveler...