Cover Art by FriendlyTwo3
*Takes place after season 2 finale.*
(Currently revising past chapters to make them sexier and more appealing.)
(Currently revising summary description.)
(Note to self, remember to eventually revise summary description.)
Diabolical and evil human goes to Equestria, and tries to take over the world? Pfft, if he's "Evil", then that one guy who doesn't say 'bless you' when you sneeze must be Hitler reincarnate.
A HiE fanfic that was probably done a couple times before, BUT I MADE IT BETTER.
Wacky protagonist genius, an army of robots with stun-guns, a goal of domination, a moral code, and a determined mindset! Meet "Evil Lord Emperor Connery NotEvilGuy!" The inevitable future emperor of us all!
You can tell that he's pure evil, because he has the word "Evil" in his last name!
A guy that steal money from you, if you're a Government official that likes to deal drugs and smuggle newborn infants. A guy that will build a laser that can blow up the freakin' moon, but only if it was about to crash into us. He'll freakin' TICKLE YOU if you defy him and his empire!
Yeah... Diabolical mastermind right there.
Rated T: For lots of potty-mouth nonsense.
As of 5/12/14 I GOT FEATURED HOLY S*** I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD, I GOT FEATURED, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, OH GOD! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!
This is good! I'm looking forward to reading the rest of it, definitely a thumbs up and a fave
"Newly wed" should be "newlyweds."
"Flowing" should be "flowed." "It was flying" should either be "were flying" or just "flew."
Either the comma or the parentheses are superfluous.
"Curiosity and skeptically should be "curious and skeptical."
This... has a lot of potential, I would like to see where this goes. Therefore, I shall upvote and favorite. As Winston Churchill said, "KBO."
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Thank you for pointing out errors! Here, have a mustache.
Lets see whats in store for our not hero villan guy.
That had me laughing since the description. I eagerly await more.
Loving it so far! Like and fave.
20 up votes, no dislikes, your on a roll!
YELLING AT YOU FOR FREE
Also, there was no third question. It was a statement.
MOTHER FUCKER. ITS AIN'T I JUST A STINKER
Psst how mad would you be if I changed the text size to 1000?
ME GUSTA.
I like this so far...props to that guard btw
I need more alcohol.
Right. This is one of those stories I have to be sufficiently drunk to read.
I'll be back with a bottle of vodka.
Well, this story sounds like it will be full of 'the stupid' ... I will continue to read it!
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...you forgot an apostrophe on "it's."
Well. I'm hooked.
I'm so happy that this story has so much good feedback!
See kids? Drugs aren't so bad!
(HA, I kid, I kid.)
I had this idea when I was playing the game "Evil Genius." *On steam for 9.99!*
And also, I was reading TV Tropes. Noble Demon, anti-villain, and more things.
Good to know that I went through with this idea, and the next chapter should be up between now and later.
3546599 I thought it was a reference to Veigar from LoL.
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Who from what now?
Awesome. A like and a fav for you good sir.
Have at thee! I will prudently protrude my prominent pea-green thumb into your peeper in a promisingly promiscuous manner, so that your pain becomes... well, not pleasure, to be more precise, it would just be plain painful. In fact, I will plunder your peeking orifice with it. And then my purple prose shall paralyze your productive perceptual organs and plunder your innards.
I just realized, this name: Evil Lord Emperor Connery NotEvilGuy, is eerily similar to Princess Cadence Not Evil Good Pony.
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Hahaha
NO RELATION.
3550415 Veigar from League of Legends. He says: "But I AM evil! Stop Laughing!" That's why I thought that.
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I was thinking that...
Mostly because Wal-Mart is a Evil Union, and they don´t like competition from newbies.
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NO RELATION.
HOW EVIL OF HIM.
HE IS SOOOOO HORRIBLE.
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OH HOW HORRIBLE HE IS INDEED.
Look at that scumbag, using all that money to build houses for the homeless.
HOW DARE HE SAVE OUR PLANET FROM CERTAIN DESTRUCTION FROM THE MOON, OH IT SICKENS ME.
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EXACTLY. HE IS THE GREATEST VILLAIN TO PLAGUE OUR WORLD.
(no word on that guy who middle fingers homeless people)
Ha. Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department, welcome.
Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"
I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight." - Trapped in the Drive Thru By "Weird Al" Yankovic
Anyway, this is pretty funny, and is one of the Human in Equestria fictions that I have read. True story. Captain Duck is another one of those things whose meaning changes when you insert a comma. Captain, Duck! Like Pepsi's Live for Now slogan. Live, for Now. KBO.
Welp, you could use an editor, and sometimes I feel like you're trying a bit too hard to be funny and random, but other than that I love the concept and I love your protagonist. You get a gold star for the day! (A fave)
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YAY! Thank you good sir!
I'll admit, yes, I am indeed trying to hard to make my character seem as random and crazy as he is, trying to think of as many jokes as I can.
Here, take a look of this diagram of how I make my fanfiction stories.i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/640/542/75f.png
3554648 GOD YES! That diagram summarizes everything perfectly!
8I see, I spend all that time writing an alliterated comment and you don't even bother to respond? You are even worse than the an character. You are the lovechild of Hitler, Stalin, the Christian Satan, Pennywise, a woman on her period, Barney the dinosaur, the Darth Maul, Dr. Evil, and Torquemada after they had a massive pan-dimensional orgy.
3554567 i wonder what his grocery list is? (i assume bread,eggs and breaded eggs are on it)
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I like chocolate toothpaste. They make me hallucinate the best.
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I don't even....
I would do the same shit.
Captain Duck? Nope. Agent D. He just prefers a cape over a fedora.
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Genius.
Can we send this guy to America next?
Connery: "A duck with a gun?"
(duck puts his cape)
Connery: "CAPTAIN DUCK WITH A GUN!
Dude, at least Doofenshmirtz manages to capture his nemesis just enough time to explain him his evil plan of the week.
Huh, I've been told I do a pretty good impression of the Aflac duck, but I digress. I love Connery NotEvilGuy, he's such a smartass. I wouldn't mind joining him in getting partially drunk as hell.
Hey... I like your shit. Make more shit like this shit........ Shit.
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Of course, my pissy friend!
*Ha, see what I did there? You said shit, and I said piss... heheh.
Hahahahahaha. What kind of sorcery is this. probably the overpowered magic cell don't really have a secured door just a overpowered wall.
Continue. Fuck the Past. Fuck the Plot. Fuck the Police, and Fuck the Plot.