I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT
Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.
Imperial wish / gander: m / subspecies of batpony/ [homeland] nocturnal Empire aka the thestral empire
DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.
Born in Stalliongrad. Was chosen to be another Royal Guard to protect Princes Celestia at her Castle. Big and Strong as Big Macintosh and talented by magic as Twilight Sparkle from Season 1-3.
Someone once said “Man, I should write that down,“ and it’s been going downhill from there.
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
I identify as a tin can because I'm trash and empty inside.
It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun
I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.
She/Her, Goddess it's been years and I need to clean up all my lists lmao
I am a person, this highly detailed description may of been exaggerated a little. *shrugs*
When you were born, God looked down and smiled. When I was born, God looked down and said; "I've gone too far this time."
Hello Everyone, I'm Northern Desert and this is my user page. I'm a fan who loves crossovers, Pokemon, Bionicle, Lego, and other general nonsense. Witness now as this silly author writes horse words!
When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!
Hey, I'm Sweeti, licensed Grammar Nazi. If your story needs editing, feel free to ask me. Ciao~!
I do not believe that these creatures and lands are all trouble, but this one creature or land has upset our ponies badly and made the princesses very upset
I personaly identify with my profile pic. Curse you fimfiction! Wait I'm sorry come back i love you.