I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I have wares if you're interested

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D