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Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."

Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

May the floss be with you.

Imagine not writing about ponies in the current year

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring.

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I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

The police belong to the people; and the people belong to the police.

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Gamer, devout Gaben worshiper, hellbent on writing some of the worst stories on Fimfiction. Yep, that describes me well...

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!