I write like once a year.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I have done nothing productive all day and I have a Ko-Fi now!

Connection Status: Disconnected

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Writer, actor, programmer, and a few dozen other things...

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Just a lone rose, lost in the world

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Farewell.

Something-something horse narrations.

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

An administrator in the Chess Game of the Gods group. Writes stuff.

I am cancer, and not the funny kind of cancer. I am the kind of cancer that makes your little sister ask you why won't daddy wake up.

Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

Dyslexic Engineer & writer of poetry / short stories

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Tired always.

Are you a Rebel?

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hey, that's pretty good.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Too much to write; too little time