I identify as a tin can because I'm trash and empty inside.
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT
I believe if there's any kind of god, it wouldn't be any of us. Not you or me, but just, this little space in between.
I'm not a brony. I suspect alien activity, that's why I'm here. I'm an alien myself actually.
I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.
I simply write for the enjoyment of others. Join me within these fields and let the cinders burn away your worries and stress. Stay as long as you like.
I'll probably get round to writing something, maybe, eventually
Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.
POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.
When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.
I am new to writing, I like to play games. The 'lives' we 'live' are short and abruptly end. And I intend to fill it with worthy things.
A collab between LonelyRhode and InaneInsanity (Formerly RemixMaker)
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Here I am, back at it again, doing absolutely nothing.
From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
Born in California, raised in Norway, currently residing in Arizona. Interests include chemistry, mathematics, literature, and learning.
I entered the fandom during season 2, and never looked back. I write as a hobby and enjoy nothing more than to please the readers.
Just a scientist who's working through the six levels of writing in her spare time. Currently attacking number four, Structure.
I'm Foals Errand's husband. A fanfic author with experience in anime and sci fi fics mostly. I'm now branching out.
Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
I write shit for fun. I'm pretty new on writing stuff, etc.