I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Horrifically Fun

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

What is a pony? A fabulous little pile of secrets. But enough talk...

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Casual pony fan who's been meaning to write something down for way too long. I love friend-shipping, Rarijack, and gardening. Avatar by Toodles3702

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

The original Sunburst!

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I identify as a tin can because I'm trash and empty inside.

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

DEMACIA!

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

“It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes.”

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

Just a guy who loves to read.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Swimming in the... nope. not gonna go there.

Many hands make light work. Many hearts make light burdens.

Wordsmith, fan of monsters both literal and figurative, Sunlight is the reason I get up in the morning, Rarijack too

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Using interrobangs for good and evil.

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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space is a waste

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

I'm still alive, probably.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals